Tardis

where there's tears, there's hope

[apolloshifts]

I’m shifting to doctor who so I can see things like this

[marvelmaniac715]

In an alternate universe where the Master came up with his nickname on the spot when he first came to Earth, which could explain the few second pause before he answers:

Fake Italian Ringmaster Guy: Who deee heck arrr you?

The Master internally: Oh shit, oh damn it, what do I say? My ex is hiding behind a pretentious nickname, should I do that or should I dox myself in front of this random human man? I like my name, it's cool... oh fuck I’ve been silent for a few seconds too long. Look, brain, just say words. Any words, chest out, shoulders back, with conviction.

The Master: I am usually referred to as the Master.

Fake Italian Ringmaster Guy: Is that so?

The Master internally: Well, the only solution here is to double down now, isn't it? I mean, what is this human going to do? Pull out my birth certificate from some vault on Gallifrey and call my bluff? No way, might as well own it now, I can get used to it... Now, speak again, with even more conviction so he doesn't question you.

The Master: Universally.

[tangerinelabyrinth]

Do you think the Master was giggling and kicking his feet when Thirteen sent him a message with "Kisses" at the end?

[stere0typical]

Why are doctor who ship names so elaborate. It took me days to find out why the umbrella tag for the doctor and the master was thoschei. I literally just realised after weeks that Wouffaldi is a combination of Who, soufflé and capaldi. Who did that. Who decided "Yeah that's the name that makes the most sense".

[saguaroooo]

Yesterday, i was complaining about losing my doctor who fixation. Turns out it was bc I wasn't consuming any dw content. Just watched like 4 edits, and I'm on the verge of tears and feel a strong need to completely rewatch it.

[ofhouseoakdown]

Bullying koschei and theta would’ve been so easy. Oh look it’s koscheiphaynostrapolomaxakrafasa oakdown, and his gay lover theta sigma lungbarrow. They’re in a band. One is very rich and very clearly going mad. The other is just really weird and has a creature following him around, and is friends with a hermit they go to for life advice sometimes. Okay.

[magpiica]

I forgot about this! Hello deca! <3

[empty96myth2]

sketches

1) Theta and Koschei

2) Theta and 13th Doctor

[cryptic--creature]

Not ALL men. Rory Williams would never

[notkorolrezni]

For Clara

[farawaywiththefairies]

grumpy old man 🤝 always happy, easily excited young girl who's still full of childlike wonder he has a soft spot for

[giddyaunt425]

[notkorolrezni]

[pigeon-entity]

'how else would i get your attention?'

you have. her number

[shiftingwithrae]

PEOPLE I NEED SHIFTING STORIES I DONT CARE HOW WEIRD OR LONG THEY ARE I NEED SOME STORIES DM ME SEND AN ANONYMOUS OR COMMENT THEM I DONT CARE I JUST NEED ITTTT!!

[all-the-spindly-roots]

𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝘀; 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 4.

[demonir]

New Doctor Who fan in 2025? Geez man talk about being late to the party, somebody give this guy a recap of the past 60 years please

Lmao jokes aside hi I drew these like a month ago, you can have them now. They started out as simple doodles and then I got too in the zone so I went back to sorta color all of them, it was a really fun exercise! I should try that again.

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

[xain-russell]

It’s almost like taking an invested interest in what your children enjoy will help you understand them.

[wildflower182]

that addition might be the most savage call out i’ve ever seen