Describing appliances based on what their personality feels like to me.
Washing Machine: Has anxiety problems and digestive issues. Sometimes pees on the floor. But we always forgive them
Dehumidifier: You spend a lot of money on them but they get the work done. Stoic, but not one to make friends.
Humidifier: Bug that likes to spit.
Fridge: Chill (haha) and reliable. Doesn't make a fuss unless it's to set boundaries, like when you leave its doors open. Snores.
Mini Fridge: Made with the promise of being as chill and as reliable as the regular fridge at a smaller scale, but mini fridges have bad tempers and rarely get the work done. Like a pony.
Fridge (with an ice maker): insane health problems, has to go to the ER all the time. It might do the job better than a regular fridge but it's a total workaholic at a detriment to its own health.
Oven: grubby, overworked, Victorian era factory worker. Putting coal in its furnace every dinner time. Sometimes bites.
Air Fryer: Victorian child in the coal mines. Oven resents it for taking jobs away at a cheaper cost, but that's not Air Fryers fault.
Dryer: Spoiled rotten, will only run on its terms. Beeps at you if you look at it wrong. Will catch on fire if given the chance.
Dishwasher: runs the mcdonalds like a bootcamp. You better clean out that filter.
Toilet: What do you expect me to say here? That the toilet's a freak for doing it's job? The thing it was built to do? Or that it's miserable for it? No, the toilet simply does it's work with no funny business and expects to be treated with dignity and respect. If we don't? One day we might find when we need Toilet the most it won't be there to save us.
janainaart
theartofmadeline
blakekathryn
titsay
jbbartram-illu
izzy806
stormborns
