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Areeee you gonna tell me to kms this time
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Do you wanna hear a dad joke?
Areeee you gonna tell me to kms this time
Happy pride for all of those who got called unfit or are considered "cringe" by their own community
Shout-out to the people that told me (gender apathetic) that I didn’t have a place in trans-related discussions because I was too cis! I was literally agreeing with you but go off I guess
Watched project Hail Mary and I’m proud to admit I didn’t cry
queerbaiting now is like “ohhh yeah look at my best friend who I have no romantic feelings for” queerbaiting then was stabbing a knife into a wall socket to see if there’s an afterlife and then telling the person who checked in on you “i love you”
Queer baiting used to be “why don’t we? Why don’t we date?” And “I need you to tell me you love me”
happy pride month everyone!!
Happy pride month to the House Md team (except whoever wrote that one episode where the ace guy wasn’t actually ace and had a brain tumor, did wonders for my hypochondriac) (oh and except Jesse Spenser cause I’m like 95% sure he’s transphobic)
favorite thing from these?
first four notes on megalovania
cave sounds
metal pipe falling sound effect
pikmin sound
hee hee
was that the bite of 87
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favorite thing from these?
first four notes on megalovania
cave sounds
metal pipe falling sound effect
Pikmin sound
Hee hee
Was that the bite of 87
wanna break from the ads
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Metal pipe is criminally underrated
Guys i fucked up buttered noodles
Chat I have a legitimate question, what are my interests besides house?? I genuinely have no idea and my moms making me make a list
Did the rainbow pride heart always have the trans and intersex colors to it, was that a recent addition, or are there two versions and I’ve only seen the non-trans one?
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
1. Every pronoun
2. A lot of people tell me I have one, lot of people tell me I don’t
3. I know I’m extremely biased on some topics, no I don’t care, yes my opinion and stance on those topics are right in the case of me having a different opinion because your opinion comes from a level of privilege
I just got an ad for a MAGA hat??
Do you know who I am??
I just got an ad for a MAGA hat??
Chat guess who got two new braceletssss, we’re up to 17 now
There’s some zyns and a pipe in there too, and I thought I saw a white lighter? Which like poser if so, white lighters are seen as bad luck so no one ever buys them. Also there’s an entire thing of cerave that I’m curious about?? Also I’m very anti-vape but honestly I feel like schools shouldn’t be able to confiscate non-weapon stuff? If it doesn’t pose an immediate threat to anyone then it’s really none of their business what kids have? Like call their parents and get over it, only thing that makes actual sense* to take is the lighter, which they were doing that kid a favor
*spelt that as sends like three times and couldn’t figure out why it looked wrong
I can’t tell if the one guy was mumbling ‘big big plans’ because he HAD big big plans or because he was thinking if the country song CALLED big big plans (in which the guy singing talks about his plan to propose and thinks about their future together)
Can you name more than ten us states?
Can you name more than ten us states?
Yes
No
Can’t name them but can label almost all of them on a map, cause that makes sense??
If you met someone with the same last name as you, how surprised would you be?
Not at all, it's very common
A little surprised, but wouldn't immediately assume a connection
I would be surprised and assume there was some relation
I would be very surprised that I *hadn't* met this person, we must be related
Does anyone else with this last name even exist?
My dad told me that every person he’s met with our last name was either a cousin or a half sibling to him so imma say we’re prolly all related