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@6footbutch
Hello, this is my personal blog. It'll probably be a lot of reblogs of whatever I happen to feel like. I won't be tagging here, so follow at your own risk, beware hard kinks and dumb jokes. As I figure out what this blog is actually gonna be, I'll update this pinned.
Fridge Logic
well maybe you should blearily wake up at 5:08 in the pre-dawn light and find the sleeping soft tiny mammal body of your cat just inches from your head like a miracle too beautiful for speech, and you should rustle one hand out from your blankets to rub fingertip circles across the warm eggshell dome of her little velvet-wrapped skull and on the bristly patches just where the cups of her ears begin, and as she inclines her head into your fingers and purrs without ever opening her little eyes you should feel a love so tender that you understand how that love could have reached out from the fireside into the inky spangled nights long gone to reach her, and then you'll feel better
i am at a complete loss as to how to adequately express to you how much this cat throws up yeah
the original sin and the four horsemen
Using the urinal in a gender neutral restroom at a lesbian bar is a powerful vibe.
best part of sex is when youre fucking someone who normally has your best interest in mind and you can see their concern for your wellbeing exit their body as they decide how theyre going to use you
It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but it if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base
Thats right
Long day. Time to get high in a D.A.R.E. tank top with no bottoms and tell other women to bark for me.
To recover.
doll caregiver who's too afraid to say no and is completely wrapped around a little princess's finger
her only little bit of resistance is a meek "oh, well, little one, i don't know if-"
which is completely shattered when her fragile attempt at putting her foot down is interrupted by a stompy foot and a "hmph!" at which point she promptly gives a polite "yes, Miss. right away, Miss."
Me when I've just spent a week or so being digested by a dragon and my girlfriend shows up and saves me and the first thing she does is make me take a bath with her, touch me all over and show me full frontal
ive been to a bunch of g1 and non-graded horse races over the past year and racetrack attendees have really all just been like this
if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you
you really wont like the military then buddy
jokes on you, i already hate the military
you forgot the best one
It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.
Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.
but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”
Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes
Haven’t really directly touched the trans man lesbian discourse recently but so many of the guys who do that sound indistinguishable from the average cishet dude when talking about lesbians.
