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please i just want anonymous brain rot interaction

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​what is very very ugly

you lol

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thanks i get that a lot

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me

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My sister is adorable

My sis and I were playing go fish and she got a match and she randomly just shouted "Boiiiiiiiii" in her cute little voice and it was adorable and I swear I've never laughed harder

[thedailyshow]

Jordan Klepper heads to a Trump rally to see how the president-elect’s supporters are feeling about his campaign promises.

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DYING😂😂

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My dad is the sweetest

Okay so the other night we were watching basket ball and we were watching the cheer leaders and I was like "there so pretty" and my dad was sweetly like ur prettier than they are and I was like I'm not pretty and he just gave me an incredulous look and then yesterday he randomly bear hugged me and told me I was really pretty and he loved me and I just cried it was so sweet everyone needs this.

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The time I drank bubbles

Okay so there was this one time that I was alone in a room and I saw this bubble container with a cap and I wanted to blow bubbles but there was no wand so I found a straw and I was going to blow into the straw and I did except I also breathed in and I drank bubbles so yeah my mom FREAKED.

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Hi, Jean Luc Oh nooo, why are you here again, there is a new Trek movies, go and scare the new Spock, but leave me alone, for once. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Okay people forget but in Star Trek: The next gen Q was the best character he is an aweful person but as a character from a show he was my favorite.

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New logo be lookin’ like normal spongebob. 😂

[staff]

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normal until you look at the people who posted it oh god

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Nibbles

My little sis and I were snuggling and she was under a blanket looking like a burrito and she just leaned over and bit my shirt and wouldn’t let go and she kept on doing it and I was like no stop and she just looked at me and in all serious said, “You can call me Nibbles now.” And we all just stared at her and started laughing because that is just adorable.

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So flat Very wow Fun Tumblr

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The difference between generations

I think the reason generations are so different is because of different messages in the media like, here are two examples. 1. My grandma dated a gangster, but she broke up with him when she found out. Her reaction: it was awful!! He killed people. Me: you daTED A GANGSTER AND U DIDNT MARRY HIM WHAT. What I would have done: you're a gangster? ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy I'm so lucky this is awesome let's go blow up stuff and throw money this is the LIFE I can't believe it. 2. I was with my parents and grandparents in the car. We saw teenage boys riding in a car blasting music and one guy was standing out of the roof thing. Grandma reaction: *frowns* try really shouldn't do that, it's dangerous. We never would have done that when we were kids. Parents: *laughes* they are taking it farther than we used to, but this is essentially what we did. They should turn the radio down, that rap music is aweful. Me: *rolls down window* AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

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So I'm sketch comedy we have this sketch

In sketch comedy they let the "kids make the sketches" so this one kid decided he wants to make a political joke so the sketch is he's in a football game, kicks the ball, and the announcer says "that's a real missile and is for sure going to Cuba" then it's a freeze frame and 3 seconds later I'm dressed as a Cuban guy and a point to the sky and go "look another one! Quick, hide the tamales!!" And I swear I've never seen a teacher laugh so hard in my life he was shitting his pants. 😂😂

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American Anthem

Petition to change the American anthem to just "Fuck YOUUUUUUUUUU" and then just dupstep as Americans everywhere five the bird to every non-American in sight

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If ur just nice and you DO SHIT ur fine.

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Never will I not reblog this

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Essay topic

So the topic for this one essay I'm doing is just describe something gross or beautiful and naturally I chose beautiful so long story short I'm writing about the "porta Pottie" experience.

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Spock: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Kirk: We attack them with hummus.

Spock: I stand corrected.

Kirk: Just keeping things in perspective.