Huh?

I don't even know anymore

[noodlescc]

Simple Siding Recolors

65 colors of siding with white trim on the corners. Comes in the basic siding as well as the siding with light and dark gray bricks for all 65 colors. 

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[science]

[bunjywunjy]

…I mean, if I was an elephant, that’s exactly what I would do.

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

“Come on lads it’s time to fucking uuuhhh step on some things”

[armedandgayngerous]

is this that Smashing Pumpkins band

[lionesshathor]

You all act like this is weird but this is exactly what humans do with crunchy leaves and other smooshable things.

[melifair]

Those elephants look so happy to smoosh those pumpkins

[tales-of-kaimere]

Take joy in the little things, folks.

[adurot]

That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.

[silver-tongues-blog]

I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate no one pulled the damn thing in Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

[hornycritical]

God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).

[bob-belcher]

[pinbitch]

honestly what a fucking iconic response. obviously “hello my name is inigo montoya” is the fucking ultimate but we were all building up this confrontation, this fight, this moment right there alongside inigo who had been doing so for 20 (twenty) fucking years ~and in all that time did he ever think the count would just run away? ha lol no~ but then the count just fucking runs away. and yes it’s a moment of perfect comedic delivery/timing, but it’s also a classic moment of subversion in this movie that is so close to being perfect if not for westley’s shitty moustache (kudos to buttercup for still loving him even after she saw that). this film dances so delicately with fulfilling and subverting tropes and it’s moments like this that just exemplifies that

[scu11y22]

Yes. YEs. YES!

[thevelvetgoldmine]

bob’s burgers seasons 1 - 8

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer

cop: one of your tail lights was blinking

me: you mean my turn signal?

cop: what the fuck is that

[laterspeasants]

[shouldnt]

#best plot twist in modern film history

[thenatsdorf]

These 3 always go to bed like this. (via sirmakoto)

[bae-in-maine]

My heart

[buzzfeed]

17 Things All Millennials And Gen Zers Can Agree On

[mcavoy]

🦃 Happy Turkey Day Tumblr🦃 

[catlips001]

Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash

[catlips001]

Absolute filth on main

[shenannygans]

In germany we call racoons Waschbär wich translates to wash bear (you know, because they wash their food) but this dude takes it to a whole new level.

[lespenseesdepandee]

THE LATE SHOW w/ STEPHEN COLBERT - 2018.09.19

[geeky-jez-deactivated20231025]

[trigonometry-is-my-bitch]

Pluto compared with Australia

[mrharringtons]

Steve + the ray-ban sunglasses

[reyrose]

It’s not okay.

bonus:

[heartbeatemoji]

hint: if a person with clinical depression and anxiety says theyre tired …. dont tell them they have no reason to be …. bc guess what….. They Know and Its Shitty

[meowtian]

Louder!!!

[kucala]

I just want to add one thing-

If you have depression or anxiety? you’re not tired for no reason.

You’re tired because you have depression/anxiety.

Not only do they both come with low energy/fatigue as a legit common side effect, but they’re both fucking /exhausting/. fighting your brain all the time? exhausting. adrenaline crashes from anxiety/panic attacks? exhausting. being on edge all the time? exhausting. plus doing things costs /more/ energy when you have those mental illnesses.

You’re not tired for no reason, you’re tied because you have an illness that makes you tired.

[curious-little]

A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK