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@acutely0btuse
How many of y’all would be into a Superhero webseries that involved a F/F/F triad.
Because I’m writing one and I somehow wrote a love triangle without meaning to and I want them all to be happy.
You’d get gems like this in the script???:
“Sometimes, love is a mysterious stranger who knocks on your window. Sometimes, love is the best friend you’ve known since first grade. And if you’re lucky? Really lucky? Sometimes, love is both.”
Hooray poly representation?
Straight logic
Girl and a boy: *literally hate eachother*
Everyone: omg the sexual tension!!!! I ship it!!! Ooooh so edgy
Two boys: *barely interact, glance at eachother once*
Fandoms: MY GAY SONS!!1 IM SINNING!!! WHOS THE TOP AND WHOS THE BOTTOM KAKSHXH
I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.
People who don’t get this infuriate me
Is how I do.
These Carrie Fisher tweets and quotes prove that she was brilliant and crazy in the best way
Because Fisher wasn’t just Princess Leia, she was also a tireless advocate for mental health and humanized people with mental disorders. And now her daughter Billie Lourde has some touching words to share about her mother’s amazing legacy.
<3 I am going to miss this incredible woman SO MUCH <3
This was too good not to post.
Follow @magical-pop-tarts baby loves and fellow sex lovers
*snerk*
name a more iconic duo than straight girl’s lesbophobia and fetishization of gay men…. i’ll wait
straight men’s homophobia and fetishization of lesbians/bi women :)
ok true
I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.
People who don’t get this infuriate me
Samantha Bee’s first post-Trump rant is the exact catharsis that we need
#NotMyPresident
The electoral college does not vote until December 19th. We have 40 days.
What does this mean?
Right now, the presidential election results are only a PROJECTION of the election outcome. They are PRELIMINARY RESULTS. A candidate still needs to earn 270 electoral votes to win. Hillary Clinton won the popular vote, which means that more than 50% of the voters wanted her for president. The electoral college shouldn’t guarantee an override of the public’s opinion– and it doesn’t have to.
There are 21 states that do NOT restrict which candidate the electors vote for. Out of these 21, Hillary lost the following:
As you can see, these states are worth 166 electoral votes. As it currently stands, Hillary Clinton is projected to receive 232 votes. Trump is projected to win 306. This means that 37 votes need to be taken away from Trump to bring him down to 269. Hillary Clinton needs 38 votes ADDED to win 270. These electoral voters can also abstain, which means that they can refuse to vote for either candidate. If 37 of the voters within these states abstain then no candidate will have reached the required 270. In this case, the vote would be taken to the House.
Trump won Pennsylvania, a state that typically votes blue, by less than 100,000 votes. While it is highly unlikely to get all 20 electoral voters to cross party lines and vote democrat, it also isn’t impossible to convince a few of them to be “faithless electors.” We only need to convince 38 out of the 166. That is 23%. There are SIXTEEN states we need to focus our attention on.
A move like this would be unprecedented. However, as we all saw on November 8th, odds don’t guarantee reality. Trump had a less than 20% winning, yet given the circumstances, enough people came together and made it happen. We can make this happen.
Ask yourself this: What do we have left to lose? We can stay complacent and accept that this country will be run by a racist, sexist, islamophobic, homophobic, ablest bigot, or we can at least try.
How?
SPREAD THE WORD. Trend #NotMyPresident to let people know that we do not accept being led by a man who does not care about our wellbeing. Email your professors, email the dean of your colleges. The last thing a university wants is negative press. Millenials can take a stand, but that doesn’t mean we have to be the only ones. Church-led events helped bring a lot of disillusioned voters to the polls. Spread the word in any way possible, whether it be on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, or even in person. Stage a peaceful protest. Hand out flyers. Let the people around you know that you don’t accept this man as your leader when he won’t even accept you as a citizen with your designated rights.
These 166 people need to face the consequences of electing this man.
Do this for the people who couldn’t vote. Do this for the people who live in the very real fear of being deported. Do this for the people who will have to face the rise in hate crimes. Do this for the people who have a very real possibility of losing their rights. Do this for the people who will no longer afford necessities.
There is literally nothing left to lose by sharing this.
“love is the maker’s best gift, and is infinite.”
I'm trash.
1918 friends episode
Phoebe and Monica get arrested at a suffragette rally. Rachel goes on a date with H.P. Lovecraft and is not familiar with his work. Ross dies of influenza. Joey and Chandler make love in a World War I foxhole.
Ross dies of influenza
Why would Ross die of influenza? He’s the only one in the group who has any grasp of science and has a PhD. He’s incredibly smart and would be the last one to die because he would know how to take care of himself and actually have knowledge about diseases.
im screaming the plague isn’t gonna bypass you if you have a degree in paleontology
Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
I am so scared right now what the fuck does this terrifying comment have to do with anything else that’s been discussed on the post at all
@zudilio it’s a futurama reference.
It is indeed :D
“Maybe they are saving that for sweeps”
SINGLE FEMALE LAWYERRR~
FIGHTING FOR HER CLIENT
WEARING SEXY MINISKIRTS,
Also the first Black woman to kiss a white man (Captain Kirk) on American TV in 1968.
Funny story about that because this is one of my favorite stories of all time: William Shatner was instrumental in that first interracial kiss because the studio execs didn’t want to go through with it and they were just going to have them hug instead. They decided to “compromise” by letting him film one take where he kissed her and several others where he didn’t. They were planning on just using one of the non-kissing scenes later. Well Shatner was wise to their game and he was having none of it, so he filmed the take with the kiss, and then in every other take he made sure to make ridiculous faces at the camera. At the time it wasn’t like you could see every aspect of what was being filmed as it was happening so the editors didn’t realize until it was too late that the only take they could use was the kiss.
GLORIOUS
Kobayashi Maru ...but IRL.
Oh Captain , my Captain.
please help us pay our vet bills
as you might be aware, both Buscat and Dorian have high vet bills at the moment and we might not be able to pay for the treatment that they need. If you can spare any money to go towards their medical bills please donate to my paypal
Professor Albus Dumblecat
Bus has an ongoing problem which causes his urinary tract to become blocked whenever he is stressed. This is a problem for a lot of male cats but bus has an unusually narrow urethra which means the slightest inflamation to it cause it to swell completely shut. Urinary blockages have already hospitalised him twice, for four days each, and if we don’t catch it within 24 hours his kidneys will shut down and he will die, because he can’t move the blockage on his own. This morning when we noticed him having trouble peeing again we took him down to the vets. (This is the 5th time we have had to take him for the same problem so we switched vets in the hopes that we would be able to work out a prevention plan isntead of ‘just wait till it happens again and hope he doesnt die’)
Luckily this time we caught it before it became a full obstruction and we are trying to manage it with various anti inflamatory medication and a vaporeon costume (cone of shame cone of shame). However since this is a recurring problem the vets are recommending one of two long term options: daily medication to manage his anxiety (which may not completely solve the problem bc of his urethra) or an operation to widen his urethra (which is p serious and costs around $1200-$1500 AU$) We are planning on trying the medication first to avoid invasive and painful surgery.
donate
Dorian Grey of house Purrvus: the most handsome asshole you’ll ever meet
Dorian is also sick, but we don’t actually know whats wrong with him. He was totally fine yesterday (although upset that Bus was getting so much attention) and tonight when I went to feed them I noticed he wasn’t there. Dorian never misses a meal. Ever. So i went looking for him and found him in his cat carrier. He was awake but not responding to me and wouldn’t walk when i picked him up and moved him. he would just lie there, not purring with his eyes half closed even when I was holding him. We decided to take him to the vets and in the carrier he began making croaking sounds like he was in pain. We took him to a 24h vets and they said his temperature is 39.9°C (should be 37) and they don’t know whats wrong with him except that he is in pain. They’re taking blood tests and putting him on a drip but they’re talking about needing x rays or ultrasounds too to find out what is wrong if the bloods don’t show anything. He is spending the night at the vets, which is already $600. If they don’t find anything in his blood that might show them whats going on its going to be +$700 for ultrasounds.
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The problem is after spending the last three months taking Bus back and forth from the vets, and with his visit this morning we’ve exhausted the amount of money we have access to. We were already borrowing money for Bus’s bills (which add up to about $2000) and now we don’t know if we will be able to afford to even find out what is wrong with Dorian.
I hate to ask, but if you’ve ever laughed at my stories about Bus or found comfort in my writing or advice, please consider donating to us or signal boosting this post so I can afford to give them the treatment they need.
thank you <3
12:20am 20th Oct
so. we found out what is wrong with dorian. that large while line is a fucking embroidery needle which he has swallowed and punctured his esophogas with. It is now sitting in his chest cavity.
[images are of a cat’s chest x rays with a white line showing that a large embroidery needle is sitting in his chest where his shoulder joints are] We were on our way to take him to a place who could do an endoscopy and get it out tonight but they double checked the x rays and it looks like the needle is in backwards. which means that the procedure is now more complicated because its possible that it has shifted and re-punctured his esophagus since the sharp end is pointing outwards.
The emergency vet is now no longer confident in getting it, or of doing the thoratic surgery he will need if they fuck it up and push it inside his chest cavity with the endoscopy. so we are taking him in the morning to the specialist down the coast who do similar things all the time apparently and are much more confident in their abilities.
the good thing is the specialist takes vet-pay which we applied for this afternoon when we found out what the problem was. The bad news is it’s probably going to be around AU$2000, $400 of which we need to pay up front for them to do it.
We also need to pay $470 to the vets he is at now when we get him tomorrow, to cover the x rays and his painkillers.
On the bright side he did actually eat several times while he was in the vets before we knew what the problem was and all the vet nurses are impressed that he managed it with a fucking javelin lodged in his throat. So they are confident that he will recover when it is gone.
The vast majority of the vet bill I will work towards paying off using vet-pay and my partner’s credit rating. But we still need to cover the initial deposit to get the procedure done and his current stay so please continue to boost this post.
Thank you once again to everyone who has contributed already, i love you all and i would straight up fucking die for every one of you.
[[please consider boosting or donating to my cats medical fund, you will save his life and receive my everlasting love and gratitude. thank]]
Would people be interested in quick animal scribbles in return for donations? Like, one animal plus one prop for $5 (AUD or USD, I guess?), then an additional $5 for each added animal and an additional $2 for each added prop? Because I feel capable of offering that. (Example with pet rats, CW for pet death. Call that one $15 for three animals and one prop.) Pictures preferred if you have a specific animal in mind, though I’ll also just Google if I have to.
I guess, uh, message me if you’re interested? Or send an Ask or something? IDK, this is very spur-of-the-moment. Help save the kitty, get a drawing!
[thank you so much for offering to do this ♡♡]
also I’ve just received a few donations over $100 so if you have sent in any large donations and feel comfortable doing so pls contact me w a screenshot, ur name or transaction code and I will make and send you something to say thank you, like a plush or an embroidery or a wrist corset or s.thing. hmu and we can arrange whatever. if you don’t want to contact me via tumblr bc legal names/deadnames/anonymity/any reason then email me at hollowedskin @ gmail . com
(I’m p much stress migrane 24/7 rn so I’m not able to use my graphics tablet or computer for large amounts of time or I would be offering paintings and comissions)
I wish I had the money to help right now. So signal boost.
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