[iloveyoutoodeath]

i feel like people are too good at doing goth makeup these days we need to go back to our roots of looking like shit. no primer we die like androgynes

[hyrude]

remember: it is ALWAYS morally correct to wear shorts that are way too small. it is your right to have your ass cheeks out. if you ever find yourself thinking “do i really need to show hole to go hang out with casual platonic friends?” that is the devil talking. you do. you need to

[nadjasnandor]

[heylibrarianlady]

I often look like this

[superblunder]

I'm convinced that cats clean themselves after eating because they have this image in their head that they must be covered in blood and gore after their successful hunt, but I know by looking at them that all they have are little crumbs on their chin from their kitty crunchies

[bisexualspongebob]

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

[milesgmorales]

PETER & MJ Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) dir. Jon Watts

[fer1972]

Medusa head made of jade by L’aquart

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

what scene in any movie is more romantic then in the addams family (1991) where gomez tenderly takes morticia’s hands and softly asks “tish, how long has it been since we waltzed?” and morticia sighs as she looks away and answers “oh, gomez…hours” before they begin slowly dancing as gentle gothic music plays in the background?

[gothangelbaby85-deactivated2023]

I don’t care if I’m the Morticia or the Gomez but I’ve always wanted this

[sophsun1]

I’m cultivating mass. Stop saying that !

[malewifemanhunter]

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

🎄🎄🎄 merry christmas! 🎄🎄🎄

[annakarenina]

[exemplarybehaviour]

bad news is that i have spent years cultivating the ability to pass as a normal social person in public only for it to be largely undone by 2020. the good news is that everyone else is ALSO out of practice so me being a giant weird is excusable

[exemplarybehaviour]

the context of this is that i shook someone's hand for the first time in years and i went about it in the weirdest weird possible and was like "sorry that was a pretty hesitant hand shake" and he replied "no it's okay. it was nice and warm." no offense but what the F U C K kind of conversation is that

[kitsunetsuki-deactivated2026051]

Mario Sorrenti - Gemma Ward in “Magnificent Excess” (Vogue Italia 2005)

[ryebreadgf]

been thinking about trees

[darkestcinema]

baroque in the 21st century

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post