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HI! Welcome to my funny shapes askblog :-) Feel free to send in just about anything but PLEASE refrain from sending anything suggestive or not SFW…
Story takes place post-game and is centered around Fresh mostly!
(If you need something tagged, don't hesitate to ask! All content warning tags are formatted as "THING cw")
(As you ponder your options, the doctor guy leaves you in some sort of... cafeteria? ... and points you to an exit just a little further down. Finally! You're almost out of here! As for your plans...)
(The general consensus seems to be sticking with Plan C while working on Plan B on the side. Seems fair enough. You’ll stick around long enough to learn how to sail and then take off or something!)
(You consider sitting down because you’re tired while you think things out, but-)
(He really did take your stuff, huh?)
[ASK: N....NEW!?!? THATS THE BEST YOU COULD THINK OF SJABSBAVAVAA... Is there a reason behind the alias?]
(Look, anyone else would do just as bad under the same pressure! Going by your actual name probably wouldn’t be great, and New isn’t that bad! It might be a synonym but... You know people named weirder things.)
[ASK: So do you know what you’re doing?]
(Sorta? You have a few ideas.)
(Plan A: Kill that freak tree violently.) (Plan B: Leave forever.) (Plan C: Assume new identity because it’s easier.)
(Burning down that stupid tree would be great but you would also get your ass kicked by those square guys. They’ve done it before and will do it again. Might be worth it, though. You hate that tree.)
(Getting on a boat and just leaving is the most likely out of anything. The problem is in the getting a boat thing. You also do not know how to sail, or where these islands are actually located. So, big chance you’ll die at sea!)
(Living here and pretending everything is normal would be the plan that gets you killed the least. If you can avoid the stupid little blue squares, and anyone else who’d recognize you, you’re set! Drawbacks: The square will kick your ass if anyone finds out, and you are in close proximity to the Tree at all times.)
(Not gonna lie, you aren’t very smart.)
[ASK: lets mourn your favorite shirt first for a moment 😔… okay lets go 🏃 we cant stay here very long-]
(You only sulk for a little while before heading out the door. It seems like the doctor guy was waiting for you and they offer to escort you out the building.)
(… Honestly, that’s probably the best option. You’d get lost otherwise.)
[ASK: do you know how to sew? maybe you can still patch up your shirt later if you find the materials]
(You don’t really know how to sew or anything. It’d be neat though! Sewing’s a useful skill. It’d be good if you could salvage some of your older clothes too…)
(You follow behind Dr. Houston)
HOUSTON: “I do apologize for the state of the hospital. We are a little, well, let’s just say our workload has been a lot heavier… We’ve got plenty of patients and not a lot of supplies to work with.”
FRESH: “Oh.“
HOUSTON: “We are lucky though! As far as we can tell, no deaths have been directly attributed to the, ah, recent incident.”
FRESH: “…”
HOUSTON: “Sorry, I don’t mean to go on about such a heavy topic when you need to recover. What’s your name? I really should’ve asked earlier.”
FRESH: “Uh.” FRESH: “New.”
HOUSTON: “New, then, now-”
(They ramble on about your health but nothing really stands out. You got knocked on the head a couple of times. Big deal. Happened 5 or 6 times before and you’re mostly fine now!)
[ASK: lets mourn your favorite shirt first for a moment 😔... okay lets go 🏃 we cant stay here very long-]
(You only sulk for a little while before heading out the door. It seems like the doctor guy was waiting for you and they offer to escort you out the building.)
(... Honestly, that’s probably the best option. You’d get lost otherwise.)
[ASK: do you know how to sew? maybe you can still patch up your shirt later if you find the materials]
(You don’t really know how to sew or anything. It’d be neat though! Sewing’s a useful skill. It’d be good if you could salvage some of your older clothes too...)
(You follow behind Dr. Houston)
HOUSTON: “I do apologize for the state of the hospital. We are a little, well, let’s just say our workload has been a lot heavier... We’ve got plenty of patients and not a lot of supplies to work with.”
FRESH: “Oh.“
HOUSTON: “We are lucky though! As far as we can tell, no deaths have been directly attributed to the, ah, recent incident.”
FRESH: “...”
HOUSTON: "Sorry, I don’t mean to go on about such a heavy topic when you need to recover. What’s your name? I really should’ve asked earlier.”
FRESH: “Uh.” FRESH: “New.”
HOUSTON: “New, then, now-”
(They ramble on about your health but nothing really stands out. You got knocked on the head a couple of times. Big deal. Happened 5 or 6 times before and you’re mostly fine now!)
[ASK: Let’s check the stuff out!]
(As promised, your clothes are neatly folded in the little table thing, and a roll of gauze has been placed with everything else. Your accessories are obviously missing.)
(Your pants are in good condition, even if they’re a little large now... but your shirt?)
(... You cannot wear this for multiple reasons. And it used to be your favorite!)
[ASK: Windows are so very breakable]
(Windows are breakable... but-)
[ASK: I think we should be good to go, so yep! all's good! Hopefully Dr. Houston here will let us go free soon. It kinda looks like it might be night time, though, so depending on things, we might be stuck here a little longer.]
FRESH: “Look, I’m perfectly f- fine. I am totally GOOD. This ain’t nothing I can’t handle. Can I just go home or something?”
HOUSTON: “Well, if you insist... The things that were found with you when you were, uh, recovered should be in that table there. You're free to leave whenever you’re ready.“
(Well that was wayyy less of a hassle than you thought it’d be.)
FRESH: “…”
FRESH: “I’m… okay?” FRESH: “Tired, mostly.”
???: “Oh, just tired? Any dizziness or nausea? Pain?”
FRESH: “Not… really…“ FRESH: “You have a little something-” (You vaguely gesture towards the splotch on their head)
???: “Ah. That’s a stain! It should fade after some time… I’m Dr. Houston.” HOUSTON: “Are you sure that you’re not in pain or anything?”
(You really need to get out of here.)
FRESH: “...”
FRESH: “I’m... okay?” FRESH: “Tired, mostly.”
???: “Oh, just tired? Any dizziness or nausea? Pain?”
FRESH: “Not... really...“ FRESH: “You have a little something-” (You vaguely gesture towards the splotch on their head)
???: “Ah. That’s a stain! It should fade after some time... I’m Dr. Houston.” HOUSTON: “Are you sure that you’re not in pain or anything?”
(You really need to get out of here.)
w... whoopsie.
oh, who's that?
(Who's-)
???: "Oh!"
???: "You're awake, and uh. Walking around? That's good.. How are you feeling?"
(also, ooc here but are magic anons going to be allowed? I'd guess they're not allowed yet to keep from magically healing Blix to full, but will they be later? uhh maybe add that info to the pinned post though, not just in response to this ask. tumblr messed with archive stuff and you can't search the archive by tag anymore so I don't want that to affect people finding this out)
I do not plan on using them currently ! but that may change later on >:-)
Maybe you should just sit tight and figure out where you are and what's happened to you before you do anything rash.
(There IS a window on the other side of the room... and you decide you’re good enough to walk. Laying down too long is boring, and you’re feeling a little antsy.)
( ...Well at least you aren’t on the main island.)
(It looks like you’re on the second floor of this building, directly under the window is a couple of hedges. You could probably climb out the window and be okay if the situation calls for it.)
(That’s probably the most reasonable explanation. You look almost JUST like a plant, right? A really weird grey plant, but...)
HI SORRY I AM NOT UPDATING THINGS SCHOOL HAS STARTED AND ITS GETTING ME <3 i will get back 2 this as soon as i can once i Adjust^tm im just having a moment getting used 2 it <3
Ok uhh from experience, you should take it slow. If you feel up to it, you could try sitting up. There's a cup on your left (our viewpoint's right) that'll probably have water in it.
(You are a bit incredibly dehydrated and the cup definitely seems to have water in it... You take a sip as you try to puzzle out the note.)
(Well. That clears up very little but at least it seems like Lycanthropy is alright? You don't actually know how alright he might be, that handwriting seems a little too bad, even for him. Lycan must have taken all of your cool accessories, that little brat, you'd probably be mad if you weren't so tired. You hope he's alright.)
(That does bring up the question of every other shape on this island. Or, group of islands? Whatever.)
(Those two stupid little blue squares will probably definitely recognize you like this, and are the most likely to kill you on sight. Lycanthropy seems to be around here somewhere, it's unclear if he actually recognizes you or not, but you have no idea what's up with Barracuda. You REALLY hope those kids are alright. And, oh boy, you do not want to deal with any of the other shapes that might recognize you like this.)
(Perhaps you should figure out a way to leave the island, or maybe find a way to kill that stupid Tree... Or at least get some of your old stuff that's still in the Cavern? You're a little overwhelmed at the moment. You don't even know where you are!)
Hey little grey guy, maybe look in a mirror...
(There doesn't seem to be a mirror in the room... and moving too fast makes your head spin.)
(...You do appear to be grey, however. Just great. Small and weak. If you weren't stupidly tired, you'd just change forms and start blasting the place.)
(... It's probably for the best, wayyy less people will recognize you like this.)
(Now that you're looking around, the room seems pretty empty. There's an empty foldout table and another bed but there's nobody in it...)
(..and a note next to a paper cup on the, uh, little nightstand thing)
(You can't read this at all.)
Hello?
(...)
(Okay? You feel... cold, heavy, and completely awful. That is definitely not "Okay." On the bright side, you seem to be in a bed rather than dead.)