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PERRYSHMIRTZ TODAY
The perryshmirtz tomorrow
The creator of Phineas and Ferb sorting his M&Ms on tiktok bc that's just what he does. as a middle aged man.
its tagged Stimming and ADHD. "i dont know why [i sorted the M&Ms]" sure you didnt. Autistic ADHD man made a show of autistic ADHD characters.
Peer reviewed ADHD
Every platypus character is somewhat gay. Change my mind.
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"thank you, Perry the Platypus, you're the center of my universe" - Heinz(Doof)
P.S. I decided to take a break from toxic ships and, thanks to Tumblr for reminding me of my ship since childhood, well, look at these cute buns
why he is so me? he just had to talk about cosplay
Do you think Vanessa has a good relationship with the ocelot who raised her dad or what
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s family is so weird. Her dad’s an evil scientist. Her brother’s a robot. Her mom’s dating Paul The Delivery Guy. Her dad’s nemesis/partner/???IDK but they go on regular coffee and bowling dates and her dad keeps a heart shaped picture of the guy lying around so WHATEVER -Is a secret agent platypus. The secret agent platypus acts like he’s her stepdad. The secret agent platypus is actually a more involved parental figure in her life than her mom is at this point. Her uncle’s the mayor of the entire tri-state area. How is one person elected to run three entire states and only counts as a mayor? Her grandma’s an ocelot. Her boyfriend is ALSO a secret agent, but like, a human one this time. Her boyfriend’s dad is her platypus stepdad’s boss. I think there’s goat in the family somehow. Carl’s there
one of my favorite parts of Phineas and Ferb is how often Perry is sleeping in Candace's bed.
She's always like ew! the platypus!! while Perry is like chilling with my favorite Candace!! #myCandace :)
mini smol rant but you can tell when someone doesnt actually watch phineas and ferb with how they view perryshmirtz im being kind of serious lmao 😠"that platypus cannot consent it's weird" like you really have not watched past a few passing episodes because perry can literally communicate just fine 😩 also why is jessica rabbit x roger rabbit widely accepted and not them when perry is also the same level of consciousness as roger im sooo arghhhh i should just not trust pnf fandom stuff outside of tumblr atp fr
yes this is about a post on twitter getting 1000+ likes and i can just tell these people have especially not watched seasons 3-4 leave us aloneeeeeeeee we're just in our cornerrrrrrrrrrrrr rawr
Season 4 and 5 made me realize that this has nothing to do with Perry being a platypus, people have no problem when someone ships Perry x Lyla and (recently) Perry x Stacy, saying that the perryshmirtz is immoral because "Perry can't consent" is simply a defense barrier to hide their homophobia
And that's also why Roger and Jessica are accepted without a problem, in addition to, of course, the fact that they can project themselves onto Roger and sexualize Jessica
OHMYGOD EXACTLYYYYY these people are alright with stacy/perry???? stacy is UNDERAGE TOO SO THATS WORSE truly these ppl do NOT have a say for perryshmirtz at all rawr
@msmimundo Guys, they KNOW that Stacy is a teenager, that's the main reason why they ship it, they don't even care about their friendship or anything that might justify the ship, all they care about is that Perry was alone with Stacy at her house and inside their little heads that means they were fucking (because God forbid a man and a woman have a healthy friendship)
I found like 15 people who were shipping Perry x Stacy and 13 of them were just talking about getting rule34 about the scene where they play video games, so it's all about morbidity
And as for why they don't ship Perry x Vanessa, most prefer ferbnessa, sexualize Vanessa alone or, in the worst case, ship incest. Again, morbidity
+I've seen people in this post talk about chapter 7, most people remember that chapter regardless of whether they watched pnf recently or not, they just CHOOSE to remove from their minds everything that implies that there is anything other than hatred between Heinz and Perry
one of my top ten perry/doof moments is definitely when perry fixes his hair in the mirror of the elevator before arriving at heinz's penthouse and gets into a cool collected pose but heinz is on the silliest mode that day and goes all SURPRISE PERRY THE PLATYPUS!! HEHEHEHE and sends him to the other floor and doesn't stop manically laughing until perry pranks him too by sending him to every floor like is not only top tier comedy but also so cute because most times perry allows himself to be that goofy and childish are when he's with heinz and they're just so unapologetically themselves with each other u get why they can't function without the other
And then Heinz finally arrives and Perry is waiting patiently, not thwarting his plan without him cause of course he won't, and Heinz sais "you could have at least get into your trap. Its on the table" and Perry grabs it and traps himself.
Literal gold
relistening when we didn't get along How are the instrumentals even more sentimental and singing more emotional than I remember
se me ocurrio dibujar a una chica polilla y alg hizo fanart. se que el magma fue echo para que la gente haga fanarts pero no sabia que le iba a gustar a alg. jsjsj gracias desconocido
soy la unica que piensa que petey y doofenshmirtz son parecidos?
y añado a cedric, que si bn no tiene ningun "amienemigo" son re parecidos. tengo que hacer el coso de los 3 personajes con los circulos y comparaciones.(quien sepa el nombre que me diga)
Every platypus has a doof
Evildoers beware. Agent P always gets his man
He's gonna save me. That's what he does
They’re the most important people in each others’ lives
Which color of roses says "I can't stand you but happy Platypus Day?"
it was mutual!
Perry the Platypus come back! Please! I miss you! ... Did I say that out loud or was I just thinking
You probably look at Perry the Platypus and me and think it's a match made in heaven.
Without him I wouldn’t know what to do with myself
"he is the "ying" to my "yang".."