Alex✨

“I’m a fucking libra” -Adore Delano

[shittycryptids]

Profanitee

A manatee that swears at random times

[voidnachos]

[ctrlego]

[horrorgifs]

“The world’s a hard place, Danny. It don’t care. It don’t hate you and me, but it don’t love us, either. Terrible things happen in the world, and they’re things no one can explain. Good people die in bad, painful ways and leave the folks that love them all alone. Sometimes it seems like it’s only the bad people who stay healthy and prosper. The world don’t love you, but your momma does and so do I.”

THE SHINING 1980 | dir. Stanley Kubrick

[fabled-lamb]

fuck these “i need to be fucked” posts. I need to be motherfucking kissed. throw me against a wall and kiss me like i’m the love of your goddamn life and you didn’t think you’d ever find me. 

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[fnaf-thechoco-deactivated201503]

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

[jijarugen]

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

[pumpkindobby-blog]

I’m scheduling this for every month

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

[lisianthoma]

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

[1800-sanders-sides]

*slams reblog button*

[booknerd1642-deactivated2021122]

Fuck yeah I get to reblog this

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

WHAT

ALREADY

[c-the-megatron-asbutt-deactivat]

GOSH DANGIT IM SEEING THIS ON THE 15TH AGAIN

[anxietyproblem]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[browsedankmemes]

[whitetrashlucy-blog]

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

[sift]

via weheartit

[loveapersonwho]

love a person who has an infectious laugh

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[the-quierdest-deactivated202506]

No no you're missing the best part

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[carnival-phantasm]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no

[transvampirerights]

[thecooler]

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]