fun stuff!

she/her - 26 - The cover photo is Leonard Bernstein playing Chopin's piano, which I think is rad as all hell.

[maryfitzroy]

please watch this clip of john waters listing his grievances on las culturistas

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[parkchanwoohoo]

[robopuppyluuvr]

saw this on tiktok and knew u freaks would love it

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[bunkey]

notice how everyone is horny today

[bunkey]

[oldfilmsflicker]

Life Partners, 2014 (dir. Susanna Fogel)

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[saveugoodmadam]

*leaves theatre* wow what a great show my favourite bit was how it fundamentally changed me as a person forever

[elgatodeltren]

doing a chorus line tribute and NOT DANCING is crazy town

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[sapphicway]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.