Journey Through Life

My name is Kai, pronouns are he/him/his. I don't apologize for being an absolute nerd.

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[rocktheholygrail]

#choose your fighter

[between-two-fandoms]

People who have seen The Witcher:

Describe the show in two sentences.

[kalessinsdaughter]

Himbo monsterslayer who can't say no meets angry rogue sorceress who can't say yes, and bard without survival instincts who can't shut up. The horse suffers in silence.

[nerdlingwrites]

[loveallthegays]

Our apologies

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

[stardustpills-deactivated201707]

im always a slut for death and suffering

[whitepeopletwitter]

[indridsglasses]

This is,, one of my favorite moments from the MBMBAM tv show

THIS IS JUST A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL

[pajamboree]

please just watch the first 2 seconds even if you don’t watch mbmbam because i guarantee you cannot forsee what this bit entails

[2queer2deer]

A thing I doodled today,,, whilst looking @ photos of raccoons :O

[karazrel]

invented comedy

[wakandamama]

The accent switch 😂💀😂💀😂💀

[okaytrue]

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

[mushroomhater95-deactivated2016]

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

[the-stray-liger]

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

[beefybluewerewolf]

[dracophile]

Spider strength he can’t control + Lifts = Hilarity

[aethersea]

Miles, muttering to himself: do not yeet the ballerina. do NOT yeet the ballerina

[thatgirlonstage]

Jumps. JUMPS.

Miles frantically googling “How high can normal people jump??? How high can ballerinas jump?????? I don’t think I’m supposed to be able to jump straight up to the ceiling and also I keep getting stuck up there please help”

[phantoms-lair]

Once Mile’s spider sense pinged lightly about a balcony set and he told the crew master he had a bad feeling about it. The balcony collapsed later. No one was hurt, but now Miles has to go over sets and pronounce them clear of ‘bad feelings’

He’s not even good enough to be in shows yet, but nothing goes out without his seal of approval

[firebirdeternal]

honestly I have known so many stage managers and props department people who are Exactly This Superstitious. (And hell, in this case they’re not even wrong he literally has magic danger powers)

I’ve also known a few dancers, and without exception the reaction to finding out this boy can effortlessly hold them in a single arm lift or YEET them dozens of feet in the air (And catch them after!) would be PURE GLEE.

[crazy-pages]

“Okay, Glynda, look, we all know he’s Spiderman. Kid’s terrible at hiding it. But imagine this. None of us tell him we know and none of us tell him how high ballerinas can really throw their partners. And each class we just keep on pretending like we’re impressed with how fast he’s improving but, y'know, he’s still got further to go.”

“Uhuh, yeah, I see that look in your eyes Glynda. You know exactly where I’m going with this. How high do you think Spiderman can throw you?”

“Okay, Glynda, stop giggling, the giggling is creepy. Dessie, please make her stop giggling.”

[keybladesoras]

Ryan Reynolds on becoming Detective Pikachu!

BONUS

[memewhore]

[sandersstudies]

Alien: Human George, I recently witnessed an Earthling motion picture in which one adolescent addressed another as “big baby.” I was under the impression that human infancy ended around the age of two Earth years.

Human George: oh, it’s an insult, Gorlax. Babies cry and whine a lot, you see. It means that a person is being annoying or wimpish.

Alien: I understand.

Human George’s husband: *walks in* Hey baby *kisses Human George on the cheek*

Alien: Human Derek, I was under the impression you appreciated the companipnship of Human George, but it would seem you have insulted his honor. Therefore as Human George’s friend I am obligated to challenge you.

Both humans: no no no no no.

[sandersstudies]

Alien: Human George, what is “bitch”?

Human George: Um….well, Gorlax, a bitch is technically a female dog, but sometimes…well sometimes the word is also used for humans that-

Alien: Ah, say no more, I understand completely. 

Alien: I have done extensive research on dogs. I understand that they are best known for their loyalty and companionship, and are called “man’s best friend.” They are also known to be cute and well-loved.

Alien: *kicking open the door to the lab* Human Derek, I was just speaking to your bitch!

[dykeguy]

mmmAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hotvampireadjacent]

:>

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills: