The Long Awaited

Any and all of my thoughts that I feel I must share or I will simply combust

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The part 2 no one was expecting. Not even me honestly.

Here’s where I originally spawned:

Amityyy

She/they, 18, lee-leaning switch I write things. Come talk to me :)

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Just thinking of the time I saw my ex open his Instagram and his entire feed was full of models

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@mushiewrites I was going to send this through your inbox but apparently tumblr won’t allow me to be funny anymore

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Just got the words “sedate” and “seduce” mixed up.

I want to die.

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I think my most unhinged fact is that I tighten my septum ring balls with needle nosed pliers.

And no one knows

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Do y’all every have a fly that won’t leave you alone and you feel like this fucker?

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College has made me so hydrated

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I haven’t had a lee mood in months and it’s finally catching up with me

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Extra salty fries are so good until like the 10th and then they’re just extra salty

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I’m at the dentist and I’m nervy

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Guys I have to say bye bye to all of my wisdom teeth😭

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I’m at the dentist and I’m nervy

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Let it be known that I am a goofy goober and also an idiot

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My driving instructor said I’m a bad driver and it hurt my feelings 😭

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You know that raspy growl some singers do?

Mostly in musical theater, but it scratches my brain just right and I love it

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why taste bad

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Every single time I open the oven, I get face blasted by hot air and I never learn from my mistakes.

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Im in love with my diving instructor. Bro looked in my eyes and showed me how to breathe underwater. I love him. And I’m a lesbian so you know something’s wrong.

And also Italians.

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Update: his name is Santiago and I might move across the country, get scuba certified, and get a job at his store just to see him again.

BUT YEAH SCUBA DIVING IS SO COOL! I saw so much cool shit and it wasn’t too hard once you got used to it! I got nauseous sometimes, but it was soooo worth it. Santiago said I did really good, he used a lot of positive reinforcement (fist bumps and stuff like that) so I think that’s why I’m infatuated.