•all was well•

Will | 16 | UK I like mcr, harry potter, marvel, true crime, and a bunch of other things ♡ he/him pronouns

[abdution]

[humormill]

[funnyhalloffame]

pictures that need a lot of explaining

[prozd]

[imaginetheyoungavengers-blog]

Super-twin-telepathy during a mission makes everyone go crazy.

“Hey, Tommy, would you-”Billy would request.

“Got it,” his twin wouldreply.

Eli would roll his eyes.

“Billy, right there!”Tommy would alert his brother.

“On it!” Billy wouldshout.

Kate would groan.

It happened too often. Theyboth swore they couldn’t read each other’s minds, but the rest of the team wereconvinced otherwise.

“Will you two quit it?” Americasnapped one day, as she punched a thirty-foot-tall robot in the face. (Or whatlooked like its face, at least).

“Quit what?” Billyasked, appearing to be oblivious to America’s annoyance.

“That… that thing. The twin thing!” Americaclarified.

“Oh? I didn’t realise wewere doing it,” Billy

“Yeah, sorry!” Tommyapologised.

Moments later, Billyyelled out, “Tommy, I need you to-” only for him to reply, “Yep!”

The rest of the teamexchanged irritated glances, accepting that the mutant twins didn’t even knowthat they were doing it.

[nomehablen2]

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

help a pakistani lesbian dodge an arranged marriage

hey guys, my time is slowly thinning, and I have been working many under-table jobs as my parents do not currently allow me to be employed, to keep me from gaining independence.

long story short: i love my partner (and best friend of 6 years) and want to be with them. coming out is not an option because it almost happened and ended poorly.

we plan on escaping soon but it’s hard. my parents have been more and more scary about getting married and the boy they have picked for me is THE WORST.

and i’m tired. we’re tired!!!!  

and i just want to be with my love!! the best most honest love of my life.

if every one of my followers donates $00.50 (USD) we would have enough to start. 

https://www.paypal.me/usriyusra

if you have question feel free to ask off anon; feel free to reblog

[anideasavedme]

Can we just take a moment

[bey]

[tonysawickii-deactivated2016092]

[breadwitch]

I found the most amazing thing at a thrift store today

This guy!  He was only 59 cents which was so worth finding out what exactly it was

He looks like a new friend to me

more potential new friends!

!!!!!!

he came with this package I wasn’t sure what to expect

I definitely didn’t expect 2 of the tiniest glowsticks

tiny glowsticks for a tiny rave

so I figured out you’re supposed to put the glowsticks inside him

cute friend

best friend

[kehinki]

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.

[saskawitch]

They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man. 

He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters. 

[followthebluebell]

Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. “I have four sisters,” he answers.

This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray.  During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.

[tastefullyoffensive]

They think he’s a baby cow.

[akisazame]

[mielparaoshun]

@nicknamenyquil

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

why they lick me

[nbgems-deactivated20151011]

one time my dad gave me a glass of milk and i meant to ask him “who’s milk is this” because i wasnt sure if it was for me or if i was supposed to give it to my brother but instead i just stared down at the milk and said “who’s this”

then my dad turned to me without missing a beat and said “that’s your new friend mr. milk.” and we stared at each other and then he asked me if i was high

to this day i still have not lived it down

[seeyouspacecowkid]

Someone should have stopped him when he was young. Now look at him.

[twentyonefighters]

this is who u should blame

[purplepunked]

[fuckthesharks]

[gravegospel]

[unicornlordart-deactivated20190]

No, wait you don’t understand. 

That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE.

that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators bench during round 2 of playoffs. They eventually picked her up and sent her to the humane society.

Here she is.

The SAN JOSE SHARKS won that game and attributed it to her, naming her after the Sharks captain: Joe Pavelski. When they found out she was a girl, they changed her name to Jo instead of Joe.

She became an instant good luck charm after that as the Sharks won every game at home that series and moved onto round three.

Since then, every game, they stack pucks and stick a idol to Jo for luck.

This little cat has had merchendise made out of her. She’s literally almost replaced SJ sharkie as maschot of the team.

I mean. I’m not making this up. I HAVE A RALLY TOWEL OF HER THEY GAVE OUT FOR GAME 1 OF THE 3RD ROUND. I OWN THIS FUCKING THING:

FURRIES HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP DRESS AS HER. 

She had her own livestream to check in on her.

SHE’S IN THE PREGAME OPENING ANIMATION

And so I know what you’re gonna say here.

Well… what happened to Jo, though.

Good news, This week, as Sharks made their first Stanley Cup, Jo and another Kitty were adopted. 

And that kids, is the story of JO PAWVELSKI.

The stray black cat of the San Jose Sharks. 

[witchomo-blog]

she pulled out receipts in that last tweet damn