Someone new everyday

🔞 | 30's | you can call me Raven or Angel | it/its and she/her | genuine sillyhead

[angel--organs]

Would appear I'm having a mini crisis, actually. Maybe I can sleep it off.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[angel--organs]

Strawberry ice cream with sprinkles might be the best fucking thing ever.

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[cognitohazardous]

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

[angel--organs]

Mech pilot whose cockpit is decorated in plushies.

[angel--organs]

I think I'm sick. : (

[angel--organs]

Older thing I made last year.

[introvertsnation]

[amydaily]

158

[nezu]

german emotions

[angel--organs]

I wanna learn how to introduce myself with very normal wording, but with an ominous tone behind it.

[angel--organs]

More specifically, I want it to sound normal to everyone, except the person I'm introducing myself to.

[angel--organs]

I love my friends!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dogpuppy]

[angel--organs]

I wanna learn how to introduce myself with very normal wording, but with an ominous tone behind it.

[angel--organs]

Hey boss. I'm sorry, but I'm feeling crazy today and can't come in. Symptoms? Yeah. Some of my screws are kinda loose and I can't find my marbles anywhere. Yeah, the fog is here, too. Okay, thank you. Bye.

[angel--organs]

I feel a little crazy today.

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