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My partner made this comic, and it is beautiful and amazing, and you’re all missing out by not seeing the original on paper because it’s even prettier there!
We need to talk more about the white women in Fandom spaces who were called nerds in high school for reading books and now think that somehow makes them a social minority.
I vote we start bullying them again.
I would also like to add that that these ladies walk into any room and assume that they are the smartest ones here because they read Literature in high school.
Then you have one intelligent conversation and they are forced to realize that either:
A) the last books they read at all were in high school
Or
B) Nicholas Sparks romance novels are not Literature
Either way, nothing beats seeing the horrified expression on a whiny white woman's face when you tell her that all the people in her Regency Era fantasies were fucking their first cousins.
It's pretty amazing how much Eric Bogosian can accomplish in terms of hotness in a show where every character but his has a sex scene, simply through the power of sitting and being cunty.
Please give him a sex scene (or ten) in Season 3 😫 he's earned it
Most importantly, he wants it.
The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:
Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.
Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful
just read on twitter that this is an excerpt from eric bogosian's “semi-autobiography” which i personally don't know anything about but what the fuck this reads like a devil's minion fic
What do you mean this not a Devil's Minion AU?
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
oh my god the original out in the wild
Here is your mission.
TSLA hit its all time high of $488.50 on 15 DEC 2024. To reach of a price of $114.00 would be a 76.7% drop. That's huge, right?
Yeah well, when I checked the price just now (12 MAR 2025 @ 1:31 PM EDT), TSLA is currently trading at $250.85. That's down 48.6% from the high.
Babes, we're already nearly two-thirds of the way there.
TSLA $114.00. I believe this is where I say 'like to charge, reblog to cast.'
let it be so
HEY GUYS!!
GUYS!!!
FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!
ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!
We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.
As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:
Spain - 38.72%
Finland - 30.31%
Ireland - 24.86%
Netherlands - 24.15%
Germany - 23.54%
Belgium - 23.09%
So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!
Signed! (Belgium here)
In the EU? Please sign and share!
Not in the EU? Please share, for reach!
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
reblogging because what the fuck this should be commonly known
reblogging bc this was the first post on my fyyp and holy shit
reblogging bc
this was the first post on my
fyyp and holy shit
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I usually don’t reblog sex related stuff but this is actually so important
A true professional
“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”
“That’s right.”
“At the request of a princess.”
“Right again.”
“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”
“You’re very perceptive.”
“How big is your royal family, again?“
“We don’t have one.”
“But–“
“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“
“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”
“Public sanitation.”
“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”
“We think he’s a little confused.”
I laughed too hard not to reblog this.
I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it
See, the idea that taking out the appointed head of the government department in charge of public sanitation oversight would cause the day-to-day business of public sanitation to immediately cease is exactly the sort of confusion we’re talking about here.
St. Valentine's Day
Bruce tilted his head to look up through the burnished spotlights to the upper galleries. Above and to all sides of him, he heard the light, lyrical laughter of guests that seemed to be genuinely content to be here. People gushing about the occasion, the food, the success of fundraising, the decor—
Suspended like a canopy, and curling around art-nouveau columns were long threads of collected ume flowers. Following with his eyes, Bruce watched as a blossom came loose, and performed a delicate dance- down, past golden glass chandeliers, until- almost playfully, the little flower landed in his glass of champagne.
Well, it was just as decorative as the flowers were, Bruce chuckled, setting the glass aside.
“Scuse me.” Slipping through a sliver in the crowd, Bruce plucked up a fresh drink. Some bright, fizzing thing in cherry red and blue, that was wasted on a man who planned to remain sober.
Besides which, his stomach felt unsettled. Like he'd swallowed a complete swarm of fireflies that were merrily lighting up inside him. And doing absolutely nothing pleasant on an empty stomach.
Lingering at the buffet table, Bruce skewered a slice of kiwi from the aromantic flag platter and popped it into his mouth. Licking fragments of tart juice from his lips, he returned to his internal reflection as he stepped back into the river-wash of the crowd.
It had been near half a year since Selina had left- or he had left her, point of fact, crying, in the drawing room. A half-year since he had come out to her as aromantic and asexual. Admitted how very deep the performance quite went between them.
A half year that had him half-certain he was both incapable of love and being loved. Lonely in his sleep, and reaching for her familiar warmth and finding his bed cold as an alleyway.
And here he was- absurdly, absurdly! -contemplating attempting to begin a new relationship.
Without half-truth, and without half-measures, even.
Heady thought indeed.
[ this is a closed rp thread with @officialbruciewayne @officialnightwing @tim-moth-thy @damian-demonspawn @butlerofthecave @redhoodedalleydog ]
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eve polastri (killing eve) + louis de pointe du lac (interview with the vampire)
bonus:
every time you see a headline like this
I want you to remember these ones
And these ones
"the vampire family (Claudia, Louis and Lestat) dynamic has the same vibes as Hannibal, Will and Abigail" FALSE, they actually have the same vibes as THEM
Shocked by the number of low reblogs on this one.
Hey do y’all remember when Boeing fucking killed a guy last year. And we all said “huh I guess Boeing fucking killed a guy” and then went on with our lives. And everybody knew that Boeing had fully just fucking executed a guy and nothing came of it. Like there was no police investigation no justice no nothing. Like literally EVERYBODY knew that Boeing had full on murdered a guy to silence him and there wasn’t any consequences for them. Kinda crazy.
It's so rude that Louis had to go and try to turn Lestat into Nearly Headless Nick like that. Louis, no one is gonna remain an HP fan. We've told you before!
NEARLY HEADLESS NICK 💀💀💀