Artsy Craftsy Spider

I'm a Canadian variety artist who focuses on invertebrates, science, and pop culture! Let's make cute things to share with the world!

[taptrial2]

i think in the pokemon world they would say "it's so snover" and "we're so baxcalibur". my mind is so twisted and fucked up you couldnt possibly hope to understand..............................

[artsycraftsyspider]

Artsy Craftsy Spider

Artsy Craftsy Spider

Happy Día de Muertos! Just hopping on quickly to say my website is officially back amongst the living!!!

[freakinasheet]

One of my favourite things in fighting games is when people are posting with fear about some monstrously powerful, demonic move, and you look and it’s

[cryptotheism]

I’ve seen you use the terms “hot reading”, “cold reading”, and “hard reading” in the past- what do those mean? Are the other kinds?

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"Hot Reading" is a term from con artistry. It refers to tricking someone after you've done some background research on them that allows you to target your pitch more effectively. I.e. I'm a charismatic preacher who knows you're gonna come to my show, so I look at your Facebook to see that you had a recent death in the family, who I will pretend to conjure onstage.

Conversely, "cold reading" is when you don't prepare at all, using common tactics and lowest-common-denominator techniques. If I'm that same charismatic preacher, I channel a grandparent, because statistically you'll have at least one dead grandparent.

A "Hard Read" is not a con artist term. That's from fighting games. It refers to knowing an opponent so well, that you are able to predict what option they will perform next, i.e. beating someone at rock paper scissors because you know what they'll choose next.

[rudywiser]

MEDIUM: I feel someone among us tonight...who has suffered a great loss. You sir!

ME: Me? I have! My grandmother just died. We were very close, it was very trag

MEDIUM: TATSUMAKI SENPUKYA!!!

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[pickles4nickles]

Pokemon Scarlet and Violet Union Circle is a mechanic that is bugless and works perfectly every single time

[huffylemon]

[mckitterick]

2022 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards Winners

the competition is open to wildlife photography novices, amateurs, and professionals, celebrating the hilarity of our natural world and highlighting what we need to do to protect it

full roster of this year's winners with narratives by the photographers: X

[kyousukebei]

[xbuster]

I recognize that movement. Girl is about to pull off a Shun Goku Satsu.

[umbweon]

the most insecure baby man to ever fucking exist LMAOO

[freakinasheet]

Literally busting out the