Kade/Kayden

19 Emo If I eated soap. I don’t eat it bc I did. No I didn’t <3

[asillyroach]

I N T R O P O S T !!

Warning for (potential) flashing due to spinning fish 👍

Hey I’m Kayden/Kade/KJ, welcome to the blog

Some interests of mine:

CoD

Animals

Medical/healthcare/whatever

Emo, punk, ska, grunge, rock, and some other music

Art

PROJECT HAIL MARY MY BELOVED OMG OMG OMG

Some basic info about me:

He/him

FTM, aroace-spec, bisexual

AuDHD, OCD, psychosis, blah blah blah you’ll see me reblog this shit probably

I am an adult (barely) and have a job as a medical aide and go to college full time

I also have a lovely partner who is also on here (hi babe :D)

BTW I do not have a DNI but I will fight you if you’re an ass and block you when I’m bored of it lmao

[evilscientist3]

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

[evilscientist3]

well you see,

the sniler

[inkmo]

drew a pic of myself hanging out with The Sniler in her cauldron

[theboredvoid]

@snailifier

[snailifier]

@=: sniling so sneetly <3

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[for-those-who-wait]

You send people to space to save the literal entire world and you still don't trust them to dispense their own drugs

I didn't see any art of this scene so I decided to throw this in the ring because I thought it was very funny

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[1047-exe]

i read then watched project hail mary and i really like it.

one of my fav parts from the book

[lunalovesangst]

I see your "Grace gets the zoomies and runs wild the moment he is strong enough to be in his enclosure in Erid" headcanon and I raise you my "Grace gets the zoomies and runs wild the moment he is strong enough to be in his enclosure in Erid, but he burns through his energy very fast and instantly eats shit" headcanon.

[johnknowswhathedid]

My favorite thing in this fandom is the "rocky mate bad as hell, statement" being just collectively agreed upon

[alexxuun]

Human Rocky!!! Been loving everyone drawing him as James Ortiz <3

[ffreckleface]

Something about the sleeping pods seem so cozy to me

[idkmanimjstired]

I had to post this lmaooooo

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[random-zzz]

can't believe this is what I did when drawing Gaz for the first time

original under

[witherfide]

i guess i never posted this one here

go my simon riley study