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| M!A: none because I'm never on | I got fired from GameStop for making a customer cry hysterically. Discount to anyone who follows my Twitter. ((ask always open, my battletag is the4thborne#1944))

[outsidewolves]

Cleaning the pantry and finding things I don’t recall buying

[powerfulwizard]

Haven’t talked about Winston in a while but the dudes a fucking Monkey

[factsnfunnypics]

[lunnefisk]

*pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you with plague doctor mask* *pecks you wi

[hazelbeewitched]

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

[ask-ihop-hanzo]

IHOPZO SAYS

Free Hong Kong

[incorrect-overwatch-quotes]

Baptiste: Hey Genji, how’d you get the nickname “Sparrow”?

Genji: When I was a child I was carefree and light-hearted; not to mention nimble and constantly moving.

Hanzo: (appearing from a storage cabinet) Wrong, it's because when he was seven he slammed into a glass window at full speed and knocked himself out.

Submitted by Analog-Rhymes

[bunniope]

the world needs more himbos

[himborc]

[defensematrix]

hanzo said trans rights

[foervraengd]

I’m calling y’all tf out

[tacticalgrandma]

Okay, so to clarify a bit about my lesbian Sombra enthusiasm, since some might not know: the canonical Bride of Frankenstein screamed when she saw her “”husband,”” hated him, and ran from him:

Sombra clearly has no attachment or wish to associate with said “”husband””:

And she’s doing this in the house of a woman literally named Widowmaker:

So look I’m not saying this was intentional on Blizzard’s part but I gotta say they sure did accidentally make Sombra a lesbian icon who is literally murdering the physical manifestation of compulsory heterosexuality.

[ask-whataburger-reaper]

Halloween is a very orange holiday. Luckily for us, we’re always wearing orange!

[ask-hottopic-dva]

Halloween is a very goth holiday, luckily for us, were always pretending to be goth

[blackwatchbastard]

As a general rule tumblr rp blogs are impossible for me to make sense of or navigate but I especially don’t understand why someone would do any amount of aesthetic posting with Jack Morrison.

[blackwatchbastard]

Jack Morrison’s official Twitter, if they could actually get him to use social media at all, would be like

PR team message - PR team message - pic of Gabriel doing something stupid - pic of food - PR team message - retweet about weed that the PR team missed deleting - pic of Strike Team from the Crisis - pic of food - pic of a dog - blurry video, likely shot in Jack’s shirt pocket by accident, of Jack and Gabriel singing in the car - PR team message - retweet of someone insulting Strike Commander Morrison (no rebuttal) - retweet of a dog

[blackwatchbastard]

Gabriel Reyes’ only social media presence other than a Twitter largely run by the PR team is an Instagram account where he posts sewing tutorials that absolutely no one links back to him for literal years because he doesn’t show his face and does minimal voice overs.

[blackwatchbastard]

Perfect.

This has the bonus of Gabriel Reyes doing his goofy voices for little kids and I will cry rn.

[monzterzack]

Hana song: hey Morrison

Morrison: what

Hana song, protector of Korea and a war hero at the tender age of 19:

[seerofmike]

surprise bitch bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

[sneakyfeets]

Only children: Hanzo really is a monster, killing his brother… can you believe he did that?

People who actually have brothers:

[ilikec47s]

Toy Story reference.