i am a man who can never die

the official señor chang blog he would not fucking say that

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Señor Chang, I have a crush on someone!! Do you have any changtastic advice on how to win him over?

cook the changs world famous mice tender loins and he'll be on his knees in no time

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if i die i’m gonna haunt every one who ever turned an assignment in late. and people with dogs named max as well

[princessmuk]

What if the dog was sent to a beautiful farm upstate?

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arsonally putting it down

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if you say my name in a mirror three times crumbs show up in your bed

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brucolli springsteen

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What's your grandfather like?

A prick. All the men in my family were. Along with my Nonna.

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carrying on the tradition huh?

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your honor what even is arson

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i ❤️golf. balls❤️💕

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if i die i’m gonna haunt every one who ever turned an assignment in late. and people with dogs named max as well

[hildas-flashdrive-deactivated20]

they were endgame in my heart

[iltriceratopoingiardino]

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This you?

the great e tigre does not waste his time with stupid questions alright

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broccoli

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Why did you get divorced again?

because of woke

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i didn’t “lose” custody of my kids, i "won" custody of my life.

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senor chang, the great el tigre, what is the purpose of life?

eat hot chip and lie

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senor chang

please explain to me why fire can’t go through doors to my feeble mind

alright peasant. it's simple, fire is a concept therefore physics don't apply. do not google this.