Ask Musical Mettaton!

(Blog is closed, I have other things to do.) I am Mettaton, the world's sexiest rectangle! I'm also in Undertale: The Musical! I'm dying to hear your questions, darlings!

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Happy Valentine's day! And Yes, Papyrus is in my version of his human form and I ship Papyton XD 

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Well, one day I gotten bored, so I decide to draw this for fun XD

Once again, my frisk is female since the player represents anyone who play this game, and I thought it’s always the beauty of it

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I always love the songs; I sometimes sing them when I was driving! X3 So I thought of posting this as a thank you for making such wonderful music about yourself and everyone else! (I made my monsters human because it's what I am good at, and my frisk is female because no matter how you play, Frisk and chara can be anyone, including me)

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REALLY SAAAAAD

Napstablook - @upgradedmoon

Chorus - @baritoneblur, @gentlemanwalrus, @invidebitsunshine, @shynersaurusrex, @thesym, @tenebrismo, @uprisingattorney

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Apparently this website called TV Tropes has labelled all of my songs thus far as Villain Songs! Me, a villain? Please, darling, it’s called playing a part! This... this is more of a peek into the real me.

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So much Mettaton, so little time!

Mettaton - @alexandervonkoopa

Alphys - @operaticsheep

Chorus - @gentlemanwalrus, @invidebitsunshine, @shynerkoneko24, @thesym, @tenebrismo, @uprisingattorney

Oh! Dungeon Harmonies - @0chromat

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HELLOOOOOOO, Beauties and Gentlebeauties!

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HEEEEERE’S METTATON!

Mettaton - @alexandervonkoopa

Alphys - @operaticsheep

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Why look, beauties and gentlebeauties! It’s me again!

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I'm gonna sue you for ruining my life,,, sweaty~

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Hey mettaton! You do know that Pokemon are more like highly intelligent pets, right? And pokeballs are advanced pieces of tech that create a biosphere specifically designed to cater to the Pokemon in it right? Despite the use of the word 'monster' Pokemon are NOT like the monsters from the underground.Also Pokemon do NOT die at the end of a battle. Sorry for rambling, but being a fan of Pokemon I feel obligated to clear this up. If you still don't like the show that's ok, you do you. Ok I'm done

>Pokemon don’t die

OH REALLY?

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Hey mettaton wait your me but I'm you what aaaaa this makes no sense

Sans talks about alternate dimensions a lot, it’s probably something to do with that! I’m not entirely sure myself, I’m no expert in the field! I am, however, an expert in ENTERTAINMENT!

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do you watch tv? if you do, what's your favourite show?

I’m a big fan of “Cooking with a Killer Robot,” “MTT News,” and “Mettaton Live!” They’re big hits amongst the monster target audience!

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Mettaton, 2 weeks ago when I was cosplaying you (but in a maid outfit), I fell and injured my ankle at the end of the day. At least I learned on that day that my make up is fall-proof since it didn't smudge on the floor. Today though, I just learned that I did sprain my ankle badly. I was wondering if you can bless my foot for the sake of recovery, especially since you do have the best legs.

Bless this fabulous cosplayer’s foot, even though it’s been far, far longer than two weeks by the time I answer this! I am a fabulous robot who does things on time!

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HELP I OWE MUFFET 8888 FOR ASKING A QUESTION (GIVING THEM A DUPLICATE OF THEMSELVES) AND I'M ALREADY BROKE SO I CAN'T PAY

Well why are you going to me, the person she says “owes too much money to count”?

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Hi Mettaton! Can I ask you something? here go my Question! :3 How you do your fabulous voice of Mettaton?

I speak, darling! It’s simple!

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Mettaton how's the merchandise selling on the surface? sold any toriel plushies with your face?

YOU BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY

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“Too much to count,” eh @askmuffet? How about “too much to count, minus three hundred fifty dollars?”

YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS DIDN’T YOU

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….Mettaton, why were you carrying $350 on your person? With all due respect, this sort of circumstance is precisely why it is an unwise idea.

That said, @askmuffet, this is not acceptable behavior. Especially to then demand money from hi–

Wait, why do I owe you money…!?

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Well, @askmttvoice the way I see it (with my many, many eyes ahu~) is that at least 300 of that covered the expenses of a kiss and being pickpocketed!! 50 hardly coveres any kind of uncountable money you owe me. ::::)c

As for @ask-goatmom I-

hmm

I’m still not dropping the debt though

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What kind of backwards world do we live in where you pay people to get pickpocketed?

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“Too much to count,” eh @askmuffet? How about “too much to count, minus three hundred fifty dollars?”

YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS DIDN’T YOU

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