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Checking the blog to make sure nothing is fucked up.
can confirm. everything is still fucked up.
Jesus its been awhile.
hello!
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500 follower milestone hit!
Well, it happened a little while ago, but not counting any bots, I hit 500! SO HEY GIVEAWAY!!! AND HOPEFULLY I’LL BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY DO THIS GIVEAWAY!
So as stated as above, I am hosting a giveaway for a chance to win a whole talksprite file for your character! Mix and match emotes, one alt outfit(includes a hairstyle if u want!) Examples: x x x. I normally sell those for anywhere between 45-60 bucks yo. But what better way to say thank you for sticking around as long as you have?
Rule time!
1. You have to be following me. I don’t care if you follow me after, but if you don’t plan on sticking around, don’t bother. If you want a rundown on what my blog is like: Ghost, Horror, some gay here and there, space, shitposting. Come on man, I’m fuckin quality.
2. Don’t beg, don’t send anons like “I never win giveaways sad face!11!!”
3. No giveaway blogs, I WILL check.
4. One reblog, one like. You can reblog with again to spread the word if you want, but I only will count the first like and reblog.
****OH!!! And if you ARE NOT A FANTROLLER and want to participate, you can! If you win, we can talk about an alternate prize, I don’t mind!****
This giveaway will end June 15th this gives me time to finish school and shit.
How Well Do Your Followers Know You?
Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!
First name: Nickname: Age: Gender: Sexual Orientation: Nationality: Relationship status: Likes: Dislikes: Random fact:
BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYONE CAN GET MORE THAN FOUR POINTS. AHAHAHAHAgods…
I WANNA SEE IF ANYONE GETS 10/10
I’m very curious what you guys think since I’ve said very little about myself on here. Go for it.
Duuudes please try this
I SenSE IMpeNDing DoOM
AnD ITS Not MY FauLT THiS TimE... WhaT a SHoCk
byekurenkhrist submitted:
Groudon vs. Kyogre: The exciting resolution http://protocol00.tumblr.com/post/108788283061/a-follow-up-of-sorts-to-this-comic-i-made-a-while
The thrilling end of Groudon vs Kyogre.
Original comic by protocol00
This is not shrodinger’s fucking coffin!
(via outofcontextdnd)
This is finally done: a more concise description of demon summoning. This kind of handbook would probably have been given out to all the military cadet mages. For further reading:
[Detailed Explanation of Demonic Constructs]
[Examples of Amalgams]
[Magician Character Reference]
[Amalgam Character Reference]
oh my god this is some of the coolest worldbuilding i’ve ever seen.
damn ive been toying around with a concept that deals with this sort of possession and this is just superdope as hell
Posted on my dA
Posted on my dA
This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor
poidkea
"大家好! My name is Professor Colette Cacao, but everyone just calls me Coco or Professor Coco.
These past months, I’ve been collaborating with skilled trainers to put together Pokestory 2, a zine recording their journeys and tribulations in my home region of Hoenn, and we’re...
Urgasprite:
Tho, how ith everyone doing sonight?
reblogging purely for the reaction image, i can’t stop laughing
I know what you're thinking.
why am i inactive.
http://santalordenglish.tumblr.com/
Thats why. The Dick of Christmas is back and you should send some asks that way. it would really make me happy
STORY: On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. I have a $50 bill and a $2 bill. I figure with the $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about irritating anyone for trying to break a $50 bill. Me: ‘Hi, I’d like one seven-layer burrito please, to go.’ Server: ‘That’ll be $1.04. Eat in?’ Me: ‘No, it’s to go.’ At this point, I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny. Server: ‘Uh, hang on a sec, I’ll be right back.’ He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within my earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them: Server: ‘Hey, you ever see a $2 bill?’ Manager: ‘No. A what?’ Server: ‘A $2 bill. This guy just gave it to me…’ Manager: ‘Ask for something else. There’s no such thing as a $2 bill.’ Server: ‘Yeah, thought so.’ He comes back to me and says, ‘We don’t take these. Do you have anything else?’ Me: ‘Just this fifty. You don’t take $2 bills? Why? Server: ‘I don’t know.’ Me: ‘See here where it says legal tender?’ Server: ‘Yeah.’ Me: ‘So, why won’t you take it?’ Server: ‘Well, hang on a sec.’ He goes back to his manager, who has been watching me like I’m a shoplifter, and says to him, ‘He says I have to take it.’ Manager: ‘Doesn’t he have anything else?’ Server: ‘Yeah, a fifty. I’ll get it and you can open the safe and get change. Manager: ‘I’m not opening the safe with him in here.’ Server: ‘What should I do?’ Manager: ‘Tell him to come back later when he has real money.’ Server: ‘I can’t tell him that! You tell him.’ Manager: ‘Just tell him.’ Server: ‘No way! This is weird. I’m going in back. The manager approaches me and says, ‘I’m sorry, but we don’t take big bills this time of night.’ Me: ‘It’s only seven o’clock! Well then, here’s a two dollar bill.’ Manager: ‘We don’t take those, either.’ Me: ‘Why not?’ Manager: ‘I think you know why.’ Me: ‘No really, tell me why.’ Manager ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ Me: ‘Excuse me?’ Manager: ‘Please leave before I call mall security.’ Me: ‘What on earth for?’ Manager: ‘Please, sir..’ Me: ‘Uh, go ahead, call them.’ Manager: ‘Would you please just leave?’ Me: ‘No.’ Manager: ‘Fine — have it your way then.’ Me: ‘Hey, that’s Burger King, isn’t it?’ At this point, he backs away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people staring at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45-year-oldish guy comes in. Guard: ‘Yeah, Mike, what’s up?’ Manager (whispering): ‘This guy is trying to give me some (pause) funny money.’ Guard: ‘No kidding! What?’ Manager: ‘Get this. A two dollar bill.’ Guard (incredulous): ‘Why would a guy fake a two dollar bill?’ Manager: ‘I don’t know. He’s kinda weird. He says the only other thing he has is a fifty.’ Guard: ‘Oh, so the fifty’s fake!’ Manager: ‘No, the two dollar bill is.’ Guard: ‘Why would he fake a two dollar bill?’ Manager : ‘I don’t know! Can you talk to him, and get him out of here?’ Guard: ‘Yeah.’ Security Guard walks over to me and…… Guard: ‘Mike here tells me you have some fake bills you’re trying to use.’ Me: ‘Uh, no.’ Guard: ‘Lemme see ‘em.’ Me: ‘Why?’ Guard: ‘Do you want me to get the cops in here?’ At this point I’m ready to say, ‘Sure, please!’ but I want to eat, so I say, ‘I’m just trying to buy a burrito and pay for it with this two dollar bill. I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I’m taking a swing at him. He takes the bill turns it over a few times in his hands, and he says, Guard: ‘Hey, Mike, what’s wrong with this bill?’ Manager: ‘It’s fake.’ Guard: ‘It doesn’t look fake to me.’ Manager: ‘But it’s a two dollar bill.’ Guard: ‘Yeah? ‘ Manager: ‘Well, there’s no such thing, is there?’ The security guard and I both look at him like he’s an idiot and it dawns on the guy that he has no clue and is an idiot. So, it turns out that my burrito was free, and he threw in a small drink and some of those cinnamon thingies, too. Made me want to get a whole stack of two dollar bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff.
There actually are people who don’t know that $2 bills exist? Like full grown adults? Damn…..