[lakevida]

using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions

[thememedaddy]

[asteria-fallen]

It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[bi-olent-little-cowgirl]

It’s always, “you’re so hot and sexy” and never “you’re about as pretty as those Washington lilacs”

[caffeinated-suggestions]

Concept: sleepy kisses in the dark, smiling against your lips.

[willgrahamscock]

ⓘ this user has been abandoned by god

[honeytuesday]

i am SUCH a girl who says hi!!! don't care about what comes afterwards but there's something so deliciously warm to be found in greetings!!! like hello yes i am here and you are too!!! salutations!!!! hi for the love of god hello!!!!!!

[thoughtkick]

Some relationships just end. Like a star, they burn bright and brilliant, and then nothing in particular goes wrong, they just reach their end. They burn out.

Cora Carmack, Losing It (via thoughtkick)

[buddywhacket-deactivated2022081]

[unimatrix-420]

[airbus-a380-800]

do you want to see a random species of bird

[todaysbird]

is that even a question

[coughloop]

walking around with a “Free Bugs” tshirt and cargo pants with a lot of very full pockets that are visibly writhing 

[anarchomikeism]

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[painpacker-deactivated20220228]

one doctor pepper girl is worth 100 Pepsi girls

[teaboot]

You think you can stop the Big Kid topics by blocking the no-no words? You silly billy. Vacuum my beans

[ijaazat]

everything is so so significant to me how am i supposed to live