Astmatic Vampire

Vampire(s) biting Me

[milkpugs]

Bad thoughts II Part 1

[animalsnaps]

[therelatableimages]

sad posts and gifs here

[astmaticvampire]

I f*cking begged years ago.... WHY?

[animalsnaps]

[therelatableimages]

sad posts and gifs here

[astmaticvampire]

please...

[yars]

[twiliightprincess]

Share this pic and good fortune will come ur way

[slumperella-deactivated20220823]

plz strawberry pup help me out

[ambiguousdog]

This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

[corncobjelly]

money butt god bless

[masterofallkittens]

Good luck to all my kittens

[elizabethnoir-deactivated201611]

I need it that’s for damn sure

[astmaticvampire]

Oh hi kitty! Please work...

[youngchronicpain]

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[userboxed]

[nabsthevulture]

This is the Prosperity Pibb. He is here to wish you luck and peace in your endeavors. Prosperity Pibb doesn’t discriminate, whether your wishes be wealth, happiness, love, or the likes. He doesn’t require anything to charge and exists to cheer you on.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[xxziggystardust]

[barebackinq]

Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck

[yesterdaysprint]

Moravia Union, Iowa, November 15, 1945

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[astmaticvampire]

I¨m trying this again. Universe I plead you...