[ariesrin]

“How’s the book going?”

Me: “I wrote 2 words and then rearranged 7 commas. So amazing, thanks.”

[infectiouspiss]

i need him cold trembling and delirious from blood loss but still kinda bouncing on it

[mossroott]

if you don't understand that katniss and finnick would've waxed one another's assholes you really do not understand their relationship to one another.

[[this post is not for movie only fans]]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

jerk off and moan like a girl in my enchanted grove hideout? that's not what it's for

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I need time to think.

[akanemnon]

Divorce can lead children to the worst places

YOU SPRITED IT???? /POS

Holy smokes, that is awesome

[mileymint]

I SPRITED IT!!!

Here's a better quality one bc tumblr made the small one cronchy

[notable-toad]

Ralsei, because Im so excited for new deltarune chapters!! Enjoy!

[spacepancakesart]

POV This is your 46th time dying to Jevil and Kris is starting to Snap

[quinnspinkcamera]

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

[softestaries]

oh wyatt callow, the boy who weighed everyones odds in the arena and still threw himself in front of a blade for lou lou, knowing hers too.

[albertnatural]

i hope the next pope is a squirter. we i mean they need more representation in the catholic churnch

[albertnatural]

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

[highborn-demon]

As one of the three impossible tasks, Master Thorn successfully decursed an old set of battle armor that Mistress found in the attic. They had awoken at night to suspicious sounds (there is a story about a pillow which we shall discuss at a later date) and went to investigate. Upon return, they told me it sounded as if a demon were on the roof trying to scratch its way inside the Manor. Hmmm imagine that. How peculiar ;)

Anyway :)

By luring them to the attic, I knew Mistress Scrivener would be instantly infatuated by the suit of armor. My plan worked so well it even surprised me, although I had the utmost confidence in my abilities.

Master Thorn worked tirelessly, which was admirable since he was still in the throes of healing from his own injuries. The armor was now safe, and ready to wear. I cannot tell you how many eye rolls I sent Master’s way as he helped her put it on. I chaperoned, as I myself could not touch that much iron. I can assure you it was as if Master’s brain had totally fallen out from his head. What a spectacle.

I endured several days of Mistress stomping around in it~ up the stairs, down the stairs, into the study~ I’m surprised the marble floor in the entryway survived. She even visited me in the kitchen.

Although I acted weary of her shenanigans, I secretly enjoyed watching her and knowing the courtship was on track. Despite that awful clanking noise.

Heartwarmingly radiant art by the prolific Charlie Bowater

[deceitfulapple-eatingscoundrel]

Visit emmagilletteart for some fun dialogue between the 3 during the portrait sitting.

[rosiethorns88]

A new Bonus Sketch-a-Wish voted on by my wonderful Patreons for 2024! Featuring Nathaniel and Elisabeth fending off demons, a harrowing scene from Sorcery of Thorns by Margaret Rogerson!

This has been such a frequently requested scene for the longest time, too right, as it's such memorable moment where the guy falls in love at first fight.  Prints available in bio link!

[jamiedoodlesss]

lol just speak louder then. idiot

(click for better quality!)

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join

[chronicallydragons]

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizontal, but I need more horizontal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me