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Well…. I dunno. I don’t think it’s weird. You were bound to see it eventually pretty much everyone does.

Oh. I guess... Maybe not. I just, um. Didn't think I would.

Soooo?

Did you forget I have one or something?

No! I mean, not really. Just... You're my basically my best friend so it's... weird. I dunno.

Oh, my penis? It’s just a penis…

Yeah but it... It's yours.

What’s wrong?

Nothing. Nothing's wrong I just...didn't expect to see...that.

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oh.

It’s cool looking huh!

It's...something.

Some people are so mean.

Of course.

I’ll be there soon, sugar.

Can't wait, Daddy. I'll get my crayons and coloring books out.

Some people are so mean.

Well, looks like it’s up to you, then, ‘cause I’m happy doin’ anything with you too baby girl.

Well then if it’s right for you it’s right for me darlin’. Don’t you sweat it.

Coloring! And cuddles, please.

Okay, Daddy.

Some people are so mean.

I don’t mind what we do, sugar. Whatever you want.

I know we haven’t, but I don’t mind, nonetheless. I figured it’ll come when you want it to.

Yay! Thank you. But, I'd be happy doing pretty much anything with you.

Oh. Okay. I... I think it's come, then. I mean, it definitely has and...I definitely want to. I just...wasn't sure.

Some people are so mean.

Of course y’can. You’ll have t’show me.

S’alright, sugar. I don’t mind. Tell ya a secret… I like it.

Okay! Most of my coloring books are princess ones, too so we can do a whole bunch. I mean. If you want. I could color all day.

I know-- I mean, I figured you do. But I haven't-- We haven't...with me calling you it yet...

Some people are so mean.

Hundred and twenty? Oh wow, darlin’, that’s great. I’d love to color with you if y’want.

I especially like it when coloring princesses 'cause you can do all different colors for hair. Y-you can come. Please come.

I... I might call you daddy by mistake.

Some people are so mean.

Well, I figured that. Just didn’t know if there was anythin’ else. You got stuff t’do or y’want me to come over? I’ve got some colorin’ books somewhere ‘round here…

Nothing else.

I... Um. You can come over. If you want, I mean. D'you wanna color with me? I have the big box of crayons. Hundred and twenty colors.

Some people are so mean.

Alright, sweetheart.

I’m pretty, huh? Y’alright there, sugar?

Thank you.

Uh-huh. I'm fine. Feelin'... um. Little. But fine.

Some people are so mean.

If he’s bein’ unfair to you, sugar, it’s a big deal.

'N I'm glad for that too. Don't think you wanna meet any of the bad apples from the country life. They ain't pretty.

I... I dunn wanna talk about it anymore.

Uh-uh, I'm happy to keep it t' only you. You're pretty.

Some people are so mean.

Then report him to his higher ups?

Well hopefully I won’t. Most of us do, but I’m ‘fraid there are a few bad ones in the bunch.

I don't want it to...be a thing. It's not a big deal really. There doesn't need to be any, um...action taken.

I have a feeling you won't. Always a few rotten apples, aren't there? I'm glad my experience had been limited to you, and that it's been a good one.

Some people are so mean.

Well, then he doesn’t deserve to be a boss.

I haven’t yet, but I’m not gonna say I won’t—just haven’t gotten to that point yet, I guess. Perks of being a country boy in a way.

He's only a low-level one anyway. The people higher up than him are all really nice.

Mm. Have to make sure that you don't get to that point ever, then. All country boys just inherently treat people well?

Some people are so mean.

Y’aren’t too sensitive. Sometimes bosses can forget the people that work for ‘em are human, y’know?

I think he might forget on purpose sometimes.

Do you ever do that? Forget? I mean, basically, like, everyone works for you...