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@ava-st-james
whambamcam‌:
Sorry, too busy having an actual professional career and earning money, I guess.
I’m still cute as heck, Ava. I have mirrors.
Oh shush, I went on two world tours and I got into Columbia. Let me live, bro.
Didn’t I read somewhere that mirrors make us look 15% more attractive than we actually look?
TEXT | | Lava
LEVI: Did mom text you about a family Halloween costume?
LEVI: I love her to death, but I think I'm a bit too old to go as Jack-Jack from The Incredibles
LEVI: Although I'd KILL to see Cameron in the Violet getup
AVA: You'd be adorable in a jack-jack costume
AVA: If I don't get to dress up as Edna I'm not showing up
AVA: Easily the most iconic character
TEXTS → AVALEX
ALEX: HEY. Can you help me with a fitting? You're tall!
AVA: Finally someone appreciates my height
AVA: And sure babes
whambamcam‌:
I’ve seen your report cards. I know that’s not true. The faking I agree with, though.
Clothes don’t have gender, Ava, don’t be such a bigot. I looked cute as heck, just admit to the truth for once.
Remind me, which one of us made it into an Ivy League, brother?
Okay fine, you were cute ‘as heck.’ In fact, I’d even say that that moment was the peak of your life, seeing as the whole looks think just went downhill after that.
whambamcam‌:
How did you get to whatever age you are with our parents, and you still haven’t seen the Wizard of Oz? Who are you?
You looked like a man made out of metal. Nothin’ angelic about that, unless you have an aluminium fetish. And definitely not as cute as me in a lion outfit.
I’m a genius, that’s how. I’m also incredibly good at faking, so there’s that too.
Aluminum fetish? I looked 10x better than you did in that lion outfit that mom had to get in a little girls size.
whambamcam‌:
You’re just mad you had to be the Tin Man one year when we all know the Tin Man is the worst Wizard of Oz character. They dressed me and Levi up in cute animal outfits and you were a metal box. The rejection must sting.
Yeah, I think that was supposed to be a diss but I never actually watched the movie, took a fat nap every time mom put it on. Let’s not pretend being Tin Man didn’t work out wonderfully for me, I stole half of your candy and got to pull your tail the entire night, all while looking like my adorable, angel self.
whambamcam‌:
I had to do a couple’s costume with mom five years running, I have scars, Ava.
Well you did always say you wanted to be her favorite, Cam, that’s just the price you had to pay.
I’m Jewish and it’s October, but damn I’m excited for Christmas. Santa better get me that inflatable chair I’ve always wanted. Twenty-three years of disappointment and counting.
You’ve completed disregarded the greatest holiday of the year, how am I even related to you?
TEXT || AVIA
SASKIA: it just sucks like i wouldnt have locked him into anything im not a total monster like yeah it wouldve been nice if our kid wasnt a bastard and we got married and stuff but like he could've dipped and i wouldnt have put his name on the birth certificate if he didnt want it to be and i wouldnt have asked him for child support bc lord knows i wouldnt need help like i wasnt trying to trap him this wasnt some insane poking holes into the condom situation
SASKIA: i just wanted to keep my baby if it existed, you know? i wouldnt be able to live with myself if i just killed it off even if it were unexpected
SASKIA: i don't think i'm wrong for that
SASKIA: and then when it wasnt even a baby he still broke up with me??? just bc i wanted to keep my body's autonomy like it fucking sucks it sucks so hard
SASKIA: i really liked your stupid brother
SASKIA: can we hang out later??
SASKIA: i think im gonna go home for a few days but i wanna see you before i go
AVA: he should not have been telling you to get an abortion to begin with, that's your decision to make
AVA: forget abt him, he's not worth being sad over babes
AVA: yes of course we can
SMS 📲 ( CAMAVA. )
CAM: the consequences of having to raise a child for the rest of my life that i don't want?? are u seriously acting like that's not a serious and life altering consequence?
CAM: she was perfectly calm when she was talking about our baby announcement, trust me
CAM: we've been dating for one month and people break up for way more superficial reasons in that timeframe. i have an actual genuine reason to do it, was i supposed to just pretend like i wanted to stay together? i don't want a future with her because of how she acted. that isn't gunna change, and i'm not going to string her along and lie to her about wanting to be with her because that would be cruel
CAM: you came here to attack me, not to listen to me. you're meant to be my sister. maybe listen to what i have to say before coming at me to "call me out" based on the information of someone you just said was low key crazy
AVA: she literally told you that she would raise it on her own [UNSENT]
AVA: fine, then tell me your side of the story.
TEXT || AVIA
SASKIA: he got mad bc i said it was ultimately *my* decision bc it was *my* body and that when it came to *this* decision he didn't have equal say to me
SASKIA: but i also said if he didnt wanna raise it i'd be ok doing it alone like i didnt wanna force him into anything but i just didnt want to get rid of it if it existed either
SASKIA: i love you aves :(
SASKIA: ur the best st james
AVA: like... he's just not getting that pregnancies are different for girls and guys
AVA: im sorry sask, i wish shit were different
AVA: n i love you
SMS 📲 ( CAMAVA. )
CAM: because if i HAD to have a child then i'd do anything for it. but if i have a choice, which we DO, because it's 2019 and we get to choose, then there's nothing wrong with choosing not to
CAM: you're acting like i dragged her into an abortion clinic. i just asked that we talk about it and was told no while she was coming up with wedding plans
CAM: i understand it perfectly well. don't talk down to me, ava. i know what the consequences are but her having a child would have a consequence on my life, which as my girlfriend who's supposed to care about me, she could have considered for even one singular second??
CAM: i didn't break up with her because she didn't want an abortion. i would never do that. i broke up with her because i was supposed to be her boyfriend and yet she didn't consider me important enough to be involved in a decision that would affect my entire life. that's not the kind of person i want to be with. i want a partner who thinks about my feelings as much as i think about theirs.
CAM: i'm disappointed in you, tbh
CAM: you're my sister. i'd defend you against anything, even if you were wrong
CAM: and i'm not even wrong tbh
AVA: believe me im all for pro-choice
AVA: you're making this sound like the biggest burden ever like boo fucking who. what would the consequences even be??
AVA: did you even talk to her after everything calmed down?? because it sounds like you're basing your entire decision on one stressful situation, just because saskia didn't react exactly how you wanted her to
AVA: like you're blaming her for being crazy, when 1. we already knew she lowkey was and 2. of course she's going to overreact, her brains basically in 'oh shit' mode
AVA: i wouldn't. you're my brother and i love you, but if you fuck up then i will call you out on it.
SMS 📲 ( CAMAVA. )
CAM: i'm making it about me because she didn't give a shit about me?? it was all about her, sorry for having an opinion on my own future and my own potential child
CAM: yeah it also would have been MY kid anyway??? like it wouldn't impact me at all for the rest of my goddamn life just because i don't carry it?? it may come out of her vagina but it comes into our lives equally literally until the day i die, and i don't get to have a say about that?
CAM: i cared a lot about what she thought but when she justified deciding to have a baby because her parents want her to without even ASKING me what i thought, i began to care a bit less tbh
CAM: but honestly literally none of that matters, because what the fuck, ava?
CAM: you're my sister. and you've taken her side without even asking me what happened first.
AVA: i mean you wanted an abortion so i don't see how you care so much about this kid when you didn't even want it
AVA: ok maybe you don't understand because you're a man, and men are fucking dumbasses, but do you know what its like to get an abortion? especially if you don't want one? it can fuck with your body, not to mention you are literally killing something inside of you. its one of the hardest fucking decisions a women has to make and yeah she's right, your opinion doesn't fucking matter because you won't be the one doing the damage.
AVA: and you're my brother cam which is why im so fucking disappointed.
AVA: like i get it, you didn't want the baby. but she did, for whatever reasons. you should've handled that shit better.
SMS 📲 ( CAMAVA. )
CAM: how is it fucked to suggest an abortion to my girlfriend when neither of us want a baby???
CAM: i didn't want a baby with her at the age of twenty-three, when we're not married, living together, and have been dating for ONE MONTH.
CAM: was i supposed to keep dating her and pretend like i wanted to be with her for a week or something??
CAM: she treated me with zero respect. i didn't get an opinion in a life changing event. that's not the kind of partner i want. i want someone who gives a fuck about my feelings -- sorry that's so unreasonable??
AVA: you're literally making this entire situation about you wow
AVA: because its HER body, the baby would've been in her vagina NOT yours. kind of entitles her to make important decisions
AVA: your putting all of the blame on her when its sounds like either of you cared what the other thought
SMS 📲 ( CAMAVA. )
CAM: yeah. 'cause she was there telling me i didn't get an opinion and yet one of her reasons for having the kid was that her parents wanted a grandkid??
CAM: talking about time magazine baby announcements and weddings and then telling me i don't get a say in whether i have a kid or not
CAM: i'm pro-choice but i'm also pro-maybe-let-your-boyfriend-have-an-opinion-before-you-change-his-entire-life
AVA: okay maybe she jumped to conclusions but can you blame her?
AVA: she thought she was pregnant, her hormones were at level 3 fucking thousand. i'd be the same way
AVA: telling your girlfriend you want an abortion is fucked cameron, you don't just say that shit
AVA: she will 100% think that you don't want to have a baby with her, and make her feel like shit
AVA: and then you break up with her after all of this??? do you literally give zero fucks or something? at least wait out the grace period if you were that unhappy
SMS 📲 ( CAMAVA. )
CAM: oh. yeah.
CAM: how much do u know?
AVA: that she thought that she was pregnant and you guys were fighting on what to do abt it
SMS 📲 ( CAMAVA. )
CAM: que
AVA: you broke up with saskia???
