Anything & Everything

Another miscellaneous blog... if tumblr still has them? I don't know. I blog a lot of things but since I cannot narrow it down due to being indecisive, this is what I end up blogging. I am sorry in advance.

[amascomet]

am I hallucinating

Edit by OP: Here is the scene with more context. My bad I trimmed the original at like 3 am while I was crying.

[fed-durst]

[verlaines-ex]

yuri!!! on ice fic rec list

by the request of @unpeubrillante

All of these are Victuuri, two of them have Chris thrown in for good measure bc I love Chris with all my heart. Don’t hesitate to tell me if a link isn’t working! Enjoy~

Deck the Halls with Love and Folly by sushicorps (Inclinant) (G) - A Christmas tree gets harmed in this, namely because Russian Man skates into it. Thankfully, the tree survives. The reader, on the other hand, might end up at the ER with a severe case of laughed-too-much.

A Drunk Partridge in a Pear Tree by LyeInWeight (G) - Russian Man does it again, only this time he climbs the tree instead of crashing it. 

Ghosts of Christmas Presents Past by SubtextEquals (G) - Phichit outs Yuuri’s embarrassing fanboy past. You know, the one you’re leading yourself right now. (This fic also provides a last line that we should all collectively get carved into our gravestones.)

A Perfectly Fine Butt by maraudeuse (G) - 100% will convert you to liking chatfic even if you’re a sceptic and Chris is 90% the reason for that.

See You Next Level by rideahorse (T) - Tooth-rotting banquet fic featuring not one, but two drunk figure skaters. Yuuri is an A+ drunk person (as if we didn’t already know that).

28 by  future_fishy (T) - Book an appointment with your dentist, it’s presents time!!!

Silliness and Stolen Shirts by smudgesofink (T) - Newsflash: Katsuki Yuuri is secretly a lil shit, a sinnamon roll, a shirt mugger and Viktor Nikiforov fucking loves it.

Habit by LFMH021 (T) - In which Yuuri is the innocent one and it is everybody else that is the lil shit.

Next Time He’ll Ask by Kaylin and Kira (Saphie) (M) - Pokes fun at the daddy kink thing this fandom apparently has going and also at the fact that Viktor is biggest drama queen to have ever been forged in Mother Russia.

From the Moon by ButterBeerBitch (M) - Viktor steps into the biggest Nikiforov shrine on Earth. Hilarious —> Cute —> Hot. Get prepared to feel every level of fic-reading bliss.

undress you, vulgarize you a bit by havisham (M) - In my country we have a saying: to laugh with one eye and cry with the other. It is perfectly applicable to this little insight into Chris’s point of view.

Pinot Grigio Boys by cherryburlesque (E) - Every equation gets better if you temporarily chuck Christophe Giacommetti smack bang in the middle of the banging.

Inexperienced Hands by SuomalainenSisu (E) - Get Rekt Viktor: The Beginnings. AKA onsen sex.

An Examination of Stamina by Viktor Nikiforov by Anonymous_Ostrich (E) - Get Rekt Viktor: The Next Level. The tag ‘rip Viktor’s ass’ provides all info necessary to convince you to read it.

Stamina should have been a verb by scribblywobblytimeylimey (E) - Get Rekt Viktor: The Rektening. You thought the previous rec was terrible? This is the same, but stronger. 12k strong. Rip In Pieces Viktor.

bonus:

Welcome To Town by orphan_account (E) - The monstrosity that I’d clicked like a dumbass and that spawned the shitpost leading to this rec list’s existence. Thank you, town squid. Your tentacles served a noble purpose. 

[pastadogs]

why is “go to your room” a punishment?? like yes thank you i’d love to go to my room. i’d love to be Alone

[jayce]

stop tryin to flex your vocabulary skills on the internet yall be sounding like 15th century fools playing the lute n shit

[itsaaudraw]

Visit Original Link

[[credit to vannero on youtube for providing the voice lines]]

[meechonmars]

[kushandwizdom]

LOOOOOOL

[rippedguys]

this rly speaks to me

[galaxiethot]

arnber meganthecatlady94 everlovincelestialpower

[arnber]

what the fuck lmfao

[weloveshortvideos]

dance with Dora

[itwasallaydream]

[theinturnetexplorer]

this is how youre supposed to make koolaid

white people be puttin like 3 spoonfuls in

shit taste like water with batteries in it

if you cant taste the diabetes, you aint doin it right

[mushroomhater95-deactivated2016]

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

walking into Zootopia thinking it’s a cute, passable kids movie

when you realize that it’s a commentary on racial and gender stereotyping and how it can create harmful stigmas and how those stigmas can cause people to be ignorant and dangerous towards others or how it can effect minorities 

[salsogroovy]

when you show up to the wrong party but you still get it crackin

[cocaineteas]

[holdmypurse]

GO THE FUCK AWF

[muertagirl-blog]

His boys are loyal as hell

[meatsmell]

It’s me

[simpclub]

where can i get a squad like this

[swordonyx]

It starts May 12th at 7 pm for a 4 week special!!

[m-ve]

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret

[brad-pitt]

“But I knew him.”