Warnings: Smut. PWP. Infidelity (cheating), degradation, hair pulling, unprotected sex, oral, choking, cum play (little). Dub/con, please read with caution. Yoongi is a major asshole. Reader has serious issues regarding her sex drive holy moly.Ā
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Summary: You think youāre over yoongi. Youāve started a new life with your new boyfriend Jin who is almost everything youĀ could ask for. Almost.
A/N: this is a gift for @yminie and she knows why. also this is fantasy. Do not come at me withĀ āu support cheating?!?!?!?!?!ā because instead of blocking you, i will be mean right back to you. and i dont wanna do that. zero proof read like always lmao. I wanna be super sappy and happy on my blog. but i wILL be mean if you say dumb shit to me that IĀ have clearly said in this note that I donāt condone it. Itās just in a realm of fantasy. To all my other readers who wonāt send me dumb asks, enjoy and let me know what you think :))Ā
(also imagine this buff yoongi while u read it ajbkkjbfolwrfnl)
āHeās coming hereā
āwait what? I-ā
āQuick, duck! Y/N just du- Hey Yoongi!ā Sunmi has shoved your head ā actually no ā your entire body down from where youād been sitting beside her, to under the table so your approaching ex-boyfriend/fuckbuddy didnāt see you.
āSunmi,ā hearing his low voice has automatically sent a signal to your heart mucles to start contracting and pump blood in to your veins faster as your breathing picks up.
āOn your lunch break now?ā
āYeah. Lee gave me an hour this time,ā the scoff is clear in his voice as you listen from under the table, āsomething about ābecoming a statue if I didnāt stretch my limbs.āā
āHeās not wrong you drip. Still a mystery to me how you can sit at that desk and be able to walk afterwards.ā
āIāll have you know,ā the screech of the chair across from Sunmi has you muttering curses under your breath as you realise that Yoongi is pulling out a chair to take a seat, āmy limbs work just fine. Especially my hips.ā The flirtatious tone is evident and you know that heās trying to bag Sunmi.
He has been ever since you guys broke up. Actually thatās putting it way too politely. He broke up with you. Thatās right. He broke up with you because heād been spending too much time at work ā voluntarily. Working at a music production label was not something you had thought that one would want to do overtime. But Yoongi was different. He loved his job as an associate producer for one of the hip-hop duo that the company managed. Which meant that his job was a very important one and included too many responsibilities for you to count or remember. You just had met him because one of your friends ā Sunmi to be exact ā had set you up on a blind date with a co-worker of her own ā Kim Seokjin. He was handsome, polite, held a higher position than Yoongi and actually was his boss for some time before he had been promoted once again but this time ā as a partner of the company.
Seokjin came from an affluent family and possessed the funds to be able to have a partnership with a music production company at such a young age. That was partially why Sunmi had begged for you to go out on a date with him. You had just graduated and were working as a waitress while you scoured the web for jobs as a speech pathologist. So one day you decided, why not? If nothing else, the 29 year old could be your sugar daddy that you desperately needed right now. Judge all you want.
Okay so Iāll apologize for the randomness of this post. Itās about a lesser known book, and this blog has very rare posts not related to tv or kpop. But I read this book and I wrote a review, and I realized I have more to say thatās too niche even for the review, so here we are.
Quick background, dance of thieves is a book about a traumatized soldier and a king falling in love, but finding themselves constantly lying and betraying each other as their loyalties clash. I enjoyed the book, but I donāt think it brings anything new to YA romance or fantasy.
The exception to that is how the author uses setting in this book. Fantasy novels use their settings as its own character, with details and aspects to it that can take the entire book to understand. This book uses setting to develop its characters very well, but I wouldnāt describe it as fantasy heavy. Honestly I think the fantasy aspects could have been removed without changing most of the story. But this author does understand setting.
I see setting a bit like costumes in movies. People will notice if itās unique, but when dine best the costumes will make the story richer without being in your face. This is as simple as best friends wearing complementary outfits to how rich vs poor characters dress. It more deeply builds character and plot.
Setting is like that in books, and this book is a great example. Here is where the spoilers start, a message to the 2-5 people who end up getting this far š. Kazi is the female protagonist, and she is deeply afraid of open spaces because of her trauma. Her mother was taken from her when she was a child, and Kazi was only able to stay safe by hiding in the shadows by the bed. After that she becomes a thief, and the shadows are one of the tools she uses to survive. When the other main character and love interest Jase finds out the truth of her past, it helps him to understand her by remembering how afraid she is under the open night sky and how easily she escapes into crowds in the city.
In Jaceās case, he is defined by his deep ties to his kingdom and his family. He is a young king of a small kingdom, and as the new leader he is forced to make difficult decisions. He always thinks about his family and his people before taking action, and he makes mistakes due to these things as well. In terms of setting, he is comfortable no matter where he is in his kingdom. At the beginning he is kidnapped and in his escape gets very far from Amy park or sign of civilization. However he is still able to tell where he is and what direction to go to get home. In his city, he knows the people and the history of everything. He is comfortable and confident anywhere, whether itās the wilds or the market as long as itās in his purview. He only leaves his kingdom as a prisoner, he is that tied to his land.
And then thereās how setting plays a role with Kazi and Jaseās relationship. While in the wilderness, neither of them think about their attachments. They are free even though they are literally shackled, and that is a big part of how they are able to fall in love. In either Kaziās home or Jaseās home, they fall into their roles, which naturally separate them. Kazi likes Jaseās room because it is like a cocoon to her, and it is the only place she lets herself relax in his kingdom. Both of them bond with Jase taking Kazi all over his city, and she falls deeper for him as she understands his land. He gifts her people with better land and helps them thrive, because he protects his people. This also helps Kazi tie herself to him.
Where they are played a role in their relationship and defined them as people. This is something fantasy writers understand, and Mary Pearson clearly has mastered this aspect of the genre. Perhaps in the next book we will have a little bit more of the rest of it.
level of nasty ā 1 : nasty, 2 : very nasty, 3 : u need to drink kind of nasty cause u got so thirsty, 4 : holy shit its so filthy u need to take a shower.
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ā¾ @yoonia
Bad for you (level 4) | stripper!jk
ā¾ @petiteyoon
Making you sweat like that (level 4) | basketball players!ot7
ā¾ @jeonsweetpea
Secret slut (level 4) | assistant!jk
ā¾ @maliby
Ride (level 3) | stripper!jk
ā¾ @burberryplaid
Treat you better (level 4) | boxer!jk
ā¾ @chateautae
Here i come (level 3) | friend!jk
ā¾ @yoongsgguktae
Paddle with me (level 4) | campcounselor!jk
ā¾ @nomnomsik
Departure (level 4) | pilot!husband!jk
ā¾ @jeonstudios
Deal (level 2) | devil!jk
ā¾ @jimlingss
Game of temptation (level 4) | ft taehyung, namjoon, yoongi
ā¾ @gukslut
The speedo, the jorts (level 3) | stranger!jk to husband!jk
ā¾ @junqkook
This isnāt love, darling (level 3) | mafia!jk
ā¾ @kinktae
Knot today (level 3) | alpha!jk
ā¾ @kimnjss
Desperate housewife (level 4) | husband!jk
ā¾ @skswriting
Lottery offering (level 3) | alpha!jk
ā¾ @lunar-jimin
Paradise (level 3, infidelity) | ceo!jk
ā¾ @kpopfanfictrash
The quest to bedding the lead singer of frontman (level 2) | rockstar!jk
ā¾ @parkhabits
Crescent bound (level 4) | werewolf!jk
ā¾ @voidswan
Trouble (level 2) | fuckboy!jk fuckboy!jin
ā¾ @avveh
Strike three (level 4) | bodyguard!jk
ā¾ @taechaos
No more (level 1) | boyfriend!jk
ā¾ @jiminsfault
Gamin for love one, two (level 3) | gamer!jk
ā¾ @evilkookie
Just ask (level 3) | boyfriend!jk
ā¾ @/httpjeon
Try out (level 4) | pornstar!jk
ā¾ @gimmesumsuga
Concealed weapon (level 4) | mafia!husband!jk
ā¾ @krookedkoo
Welcome to the under world (level 4) | radio host!demon!jk
ā¾ @jksangelic
More than friends one, two (level 3) | roommate!jk
ā¾ @littlemisskookie
Piss off your parents (level 4) | roommate!jk
ā¾ @lushjin
No strings (level 3) | fwb!jk
ā¾ @koorara
āYouāre so damn beautiful, baby. I canāt believe youāre all fucking mineā (level 1) | professor!husband!jk
There you are (level 2) | alpha!jk
ā¾ @whatifyoulivelikethat
Best laid plans one, two (level 2) | boyfriend!jk
Exclamation mark (level 3) | tattoo artist!jk
Just kidding series (level 4) | bestfriend!tae, taeāroommate!jk
ā¾ @kooksea
Sound (level 4) | fuckboy!jk
ā¾ @ladyartemesia
Hands-on learning (level 3) | grad school student!jk
If The Types Came with an Instruction Manual: INFP Edition
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner/friend of an INFP! Here are a few things to take note of with your new best friend! Oh, you didnāt know INFP was now your best friend? Well now you do, because if you have one, itās going to stay by your side for pretty much ever.
1. Your INFP comes with the innate ability to scope out good and bad! This particular model is very good at determining whether or not a person is being truthful and genuine or totally fake! You just acquired a lie detector as well. Your INFP will be able to break a person down in about 5 minutes flat !On top of that, they will warn you as well like the little Golden retrievers they are!
2. Your INFP is an INTROVERT! This means that more often than not, your INFP is going to be just as happy staying in and watching a movie by his or her self, than going out. So remember to keep the super social things down to a small amount or this will drain your INFPs battery.* They tend to like one on one things or a small group often a maximum of 3-5. Be sure to ask INFP how they feel. Be prepared for a 30 minute conversation.
*CAUTION: If INFP loves you, INFP will try to force itself to go to gatherings so as to make you happy. Then you will not see INFP for a week or more. Be careful with INFPs willingness to participate as likely they do it for you.
3. INFP cares Deeply!! Your INFP comes standard with the ability of caring too much and too deeply. Usually this trait makes them resent themselves more than anything, but when they find that person who appreciates them for it, they become very happy and stick to you like glue. Please be sure to listen to INFP when they speak and try your best to understand them, because 99.9999% guaranteed, your INFP listens to you and remembers most everything you like and dislike.
4. Your INFP usually likes one of the following:
Writing, drawing, music, etc.
This is a way your INFP expresses themselves, and is a very important thing to them. There is a 40% chance that INFP will show you there art/writing/music choices one day. When/If they do, know that INFP finds you very special, as this is very uncommon and you have become the chosen one.
5. Your INFP is obsessed with something. No really, your INFP has something that it loves and expresses said love for it. Whether it is something as small as a fascination with rocks to a unhealthy love of rainbows. Please indulge this. INFP will show this feature the more you spend time with them.
Pro Tip: If you get a gift for INFP that involves said obsession, you will become their favorite person ever and will likely keep with gift in a place and remember you every time they look at it. Plus they will likely never expect you to do this for them.
6. Your INFP is not good at confrontation. Your INFP DOES NOT like confrontation and will do anything to avoid it. They are diplomats and they keep true to the title. They try to make peace in bad situations and can often stop fights by being the nuetral go between. They are able to see both sides of the coin and will try their best to make everyone happy. Please avoid confrontation to spare INFPs becoming mentally exhausted/Upset/using every emotion they have and know ofā¦
7. INFPs are VERY GOOD AT CONFRONTATION. (Yes we are aware of what was stated above in 6) While INFP does not like confrontation, when a friend of INFP has been wronged, it is as if something snapped in INFP and suddenly INFP will become bullet proof and will destroy its target. In plain terms, your Golden Retriever has now switched to full on Rottweiler guard dog mode. If you want this action not to be completed on your behalf, you must tell INFP before it annihilates the person that has wronged you. They have a very hurtful almost eerie way of completing this action and It is not pretty. Distract INFP with something shiny or its favorite thing to spare the person.
8. Your INFP in the embodiment of the word contradiction. (See 6 &7)
Your INFP can be decisive and indecisive on the same day at basically the same time. One moment your INFP will be meek and mild like a lamb about one thing, and as vicious as a bear protecting itās young about another. This is normal and in time will become less and less surprising.
Pro Tip: Donāt try to change this quality. It actually adds to INFPs quirkiness and overall personality. Plus their feelings WILL get hurt
9. Your INFP is very strong and can be very stubborn, but will cave if they love a person. Treat your INFP with care as their love for you will make them give in to doing most of what you want to make you happy. Consult with your INFP to be sure what you re doing/planning makes them happy too. More often than not it will, but they will appreciate the consideration and only love you more. (Be prepared for a 15-30 minutes conversation and possible tangents)
10. Your INFP needs to talk to you! Your INFP has a habit of keeping everything in. In their mind, the less they trouble you with their problems, somehow to them makes it better for everyone else. If left unchecked, INFP will slowly erode and self destruct and feel unlved and misunderstood. You must ask them how they are doing and spend one on one time with them often. It would be simple if asking how your INFP was was a simple as asking āhow are you?ā But it is NOT. You must sometimes be a little forceful. Show that you care.
Pro Tip: Invite INFP over for bonding time. Give them a warm cup of coffee/tea and a cozy place to sit. Be ready to listen.
CAUTION! This will likely take from 2-8+ hours. Make a day for it!
These are the top 10 instructions for your new INFP friend! We would post more, but sadly the model INFP comes with 75 additional volumes each with 700+ pages per volume! But this is a good way to get started and get to knowing your new INFP!
Have fun with your new friend and Congratulations!
yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didnāt think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
namjoon: alright today we're gonna talk about Hamlet, or as i like to call it The Fresh Prince of Denmark.
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namjoon: i can't really make jokes about Tender is the Night by F. Scott Fitzgerald because he really called his protagonist Dick Diver... how am i supposed to say something funnier than that?
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namjoon: Claudius was at King Hamlet's funeral like this is so sad, alexa play oh i just can't wait to be king
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namjoon: "oh classic literature isn't relatable" what about that time jay fucking gatsy nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him, huh?
I finally managed to write a korean drama recommendation list!! Under the cut below, I added a description of the dramas along with a short comment on what I thought about it. If you like my recommendation list, please like and/or reblog. it means a lot ā”
fleabag confessional scene ā requested by @viseriyen
Okay, now you sayĀ ābless me, Father, for I have sinnedā- Iām not going to say that. Very good,Ā āitās been [enter days/years/months] since my last confessionā. Then I say,Ā āthatās okay, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, tell me whatās on your mind. Tell me your sinsā¦ā
