the void welcomes you

|| katmac here go ahead || why am i like this || i am 27 y/o garbage || they/she || when I wake up my bones sound like popcorn||

[kosmogrl]

[suguruss1ut]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower

[ryan-sometimes]

It’s so sad that students are now relying so heavily on AI for writing essays because they’re missing out on the best part of writing an essay which is when you’re a few paragraphs in and you just reach that flow state where your thought process becomes one with the essay and you’re slamming the keys so hard that you’re on the verge of destroying your laptop. I used to get high off of that shit

[ate-a-chili]

You cast your line into the murky depths.

Trout 1 has shunned your worm!

Trout 2 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has shunned your worm!

Trout 8 has shunned your worm!

Trout 7 has shunned your worm!

Trout 3 has shunned your worm!

Trout 5 has eaten a snail.

Trout 9 has shunned your worm!

Trout 10 has shunned your worm!

Trout 11 has shunned your worm!

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

petplay except i have rabies so you have to euthanize me

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[jackhawksmoor]

I fucking LOVE the way people act when they love a sport and watch a beginner succeed at it. It reminds me of the first time I went surfing, I'd been trying for an hour to get my balance and when I finally managed to stand up and ride a wave in literally every surfer on the beach was like

[victusinveritas]

[jackscarab]

"You cannot misgender me in a way that matters."

[stars-bean]

Gentleman's Agreement (1947) dir. Elia Kazan

[goddamn-it-girl]

‘wait wait let me tell you something LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING’ ass pose 🫷🏽

[iwilleatyourenglish]

my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[throathole]

“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling

[senator-onahole]

Okay!

[senator-onahole]

Yeast infection

[my-darling-boy]

Why has every day of 2026 so far felt like taking Benadryl and waking up Wrong at 2:00 AM on the couch in the dark

[my-darling-boy]

February please this is your chance

[wildspringday]

[ballard96]

[ashlikesnow2]

It was supposed to be easy.

[accura2456]

This- this hurts so good. Phenomenal work.