go away or I'll poke you

[toocooltobehipster]

*opens facebook* 

*closes facebook*

[nahel-argama-deactivated2016051]

why do ppl wanna see asscheeks in Nintendo games

[captainkupo]

because bowser has a nice ass what the fuck kind of question is this?

[thanael]

[thriftorama]

@men: you’re not special for liking fat girls

[ruinedchildhood]

[done]

flash 9 is required to suck my dick

[riceblush-deactivated20181229]

Can we please stop acting like mixed people are watered down versions of their ethncities

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[consulting-timelady]

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

[schrodingers-slut]

Guess who got shit done today

not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

better standards who dis

[goblinparty]

s/o to mentally ill dropouts, y’all are loved and are still worthy of respect and compassion

[cashcutie]

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

[ramdaughter]

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

[veryfunnymemes]

[duck7-motorsports]

[saskjeeper]

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

10/10 form

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

“Aw shucks”

[barkobitch]

Pokemon Logic

Mom: Hey isn't this house great for us? You can have your own room!

Mom: *realizes there's only one bedroom in entire house*

Mom: Well honey it's time for you to embark on your pokemon journey across the country I'll miss you take your time goodbye