Text: Hi Sir! Did you know I'm a psychic? - Benji
[Text] You're a psychic? @benji-wilde
Text: I am! Like right now, I’ve got this feeling that you need a blowjob.

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@benji-wilde
Text: Hi Sir! Did you know I'm a psychic? - Benji
[Text] You're a psychic? @benji-wilde
Text: I am! Like right now, I’ve got this feeling that you need a blowjob.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: Oh, I plan to.
PM: Well that’s all it took for me to get hard.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: Sounds like I’ll enjoy you being a good boy for me tomorrow.
PM: And you can enjoy me any way you like, Sir.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: I’ll place that grocery order then.
PM: I can’t wait to cook for you, Sir!
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: I enjoy italian. Fettucini Alfredo with chicken is my favorite.
PM: Then that’s what I’m making, Sir.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: Yes, I’d like that. What would you like to make, I’ll make a grocery delivery order.
PM: What’s your favourite meal, Sir?
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: Maybe come over for dinner tomorrow. You could sit on a cushion on the floor beside me while we eat like a good boy, then after dinner some fun?
PM: That sounds awesome, Sir. Could I cook for you, too?
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: Yeah, we could definitely do something. I have plans tonight, but another night? Anything in particular you’d enjoy?
PM: Honestly Sir, the more submissive I can feel, the better.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: None of us are, which I find delightfully ironic. So no need for tears.
PM: Thank the Lord. I hope it’s not too forward, but if you ever want...anything, I’d be happy to serve.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: Seems like we were all a bit short changed by our family. The Colonel expected his sons to all be straight dominants who would be career Army. Which…nope.
PM: Oh, any of you Claringtons being straight would be such a waste. I think I’d cry.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: It does. We were pitted against each other a lot as children, made to compete. Now we’re learning how to just be family.
PM: That’s horrible. My mom raised us with the belief that all men should be subs, and it kinda screwed me up a little, I think.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: Yes, and yes, it is unfortunate, though we are trying to make up for the lost time. That’s good. We were all scattered to the winds for years as well.
PM: It sucks, right? Being apart from your siblings. Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
hunterclaringtonswitch:
PM: The Colonel never really encouraged us to be particularly close, unfortunately. Are you and your brother close?
PM: The Colonel? I’m guessing your dad. That sucks, I’m sorry. We are! We had some time apart, but we’re bonding again now.
PM: Good lord, your family got hit with every branch of the beautiful tree, Sir - Benji
PM: Why thank you, Benji. Given that Tristan and I are identical, we'll take that compliment.
@benji-wilde
PM: I always thought that’s gotta be a special bond, being identical. I don’t have that.
archer-clarington:
Safe | 11/22/21
“You’re welcome,” Archer replied, and he pulled Benji just a little bit closer to him before settling in himself. “Like I said, we can watch whatever you want.” He hesitated with the remote. “Uh, where is that? Hulu?”
Benji smiled and took the remote from Archer, before resting his head on the other man’s shoulder and loading up the Bake Off. “Thank you for this,” he mumbled, as the hosts began talking on the TV.
razorbartender:
That literally tells me nothing, man.
I’ve worked in a handful of different bars, Sir. I can mix drinks, I can handle angry and drunk customers.
razorbartender:
Do you have any kind of experience I can go off of?
I’ve done the odd shift here and there over the years, Sir.