Unbetitelt

Theo|He/him

[ephemeral-gremlin]

[bernddasbrot]

48 hours after my London Trip and I'm already missing wetherspoons

[bernddasbrot]

I'm supposed to learn for my finals rn, but I also have this sudden urge to apply for the great British bake off

[elevenssonicscrewdriver]

Shoutout to April 2026 for giving us The Daleks Master Plan missing episodes release, a Gallifrey War Room 3 release date, and a Lungbarrow sequel, a true trifecta of "what do you mean THAT happened???"

[lottieno9]

you watch trainspotting to watch trainspotting, I watch trainspotting to spot stuart murdoch as an uncredited extra

[silkmarg1ns]

not happy enough for blur

not sexy enough for oasis

just miserable enough for pulp!

[littlegreen]

blur: i am the top hat man and if i didn’t work at the british bank then maybe i could tolerate the youth of today lalalala

pulp: come closer… cause i’m going to tell you a secret… last friday night i had sex with your mother. (inhale) oh yeah. and let me tell you another secret… this coming thursday… im gonna do it again. alright.

oasis: i’m never going to die i’ll touch the sky and sex drugs and rock and roll will keep me alive

suede: is your boyfriend as bisexual as me

[bernddasbrot]

Ich werde meinen Namen gerecht für die Mottowoche 🫡

[bernddasbrot]

For anyone that got barricade at a Pulp show: How early did you guys line up?

[korallenkopp]

His ass is NOT looking at ANYTHING!🗣

[bernddasbrot]

Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a neverending episode of peepshow

[bernddasbrot]

Pulp just announced two shows in Germany life makes sense again

[bernddasbrot]

Irgendjemand muss jetzt ein Esther Edit zu good luck Babe machen 😭

[bernddasbrot]

Shout out an den Fahrer der U4 in Hamburg, der sich heute als 11ten Doctor verkleidet hat.

[kuhjungewieduu]

@ altbauwohnungen im winter: fickt euch ins knie

[fvck-around-find-out]

New scam dropped.

Idk what the purpose of it is. Dunno what would happen after contacting the "Verified Tumblr Dispute Support", probably either some level of money extortion in return for my account being left up, or my login information.

I imagine this @elly-langford user probably surrendered their login information to these people and lost access to their account, like those old fashion Facebook messenger scams.

Anyway, clearly not real for a couple of reasons. Most glaringly, the third image states that I will not be contacted about these alleged reports, but also that I must contact them within the short frame of 24 hours or lose my account. And how, exactly, would I know that I needed to do that if elly-langford didn't so kindly inform me?

I'm tagging a small handful of people that I saw interacting with this blog in a recent post. In the event this blog was, likely, hacked, they won't trust a message from it. In the unlikely event it wasn't, you can see what your mutual has been up to.

@13-wonder-writer @schleichersohlen @bernddasbrot @toastmitpflaumenmus

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Der Grund: Brutale Killerspiele