and if im into both? then what

resident smcu theorist might be bi? idk im figuring it out ok dm me abt the smcu discord if u are interested

[bicuriousestchris]

intro!

he/him

kinda cant tell if im into guys yet but hey at least im exploring it unlike someone (cough cough my cousin @straightestmike) but i think i am

go find @lesbianestrobin and @smcu-reports for all the smcu lore bc.... its a lot

somehow related to @gayestrichie, @pansexualistmiles @bisexualborisp @ask-the-wheeler @mircolable-trevorspengler, and @bisexualestziggy

currently working with the incredible @lesbianest-vickie to figure out whats going on in the smcu

happy with my lovely girlfriend shannon and my ? bobby (not rlly sure what he is to me rn)

^ ty @straightest-michelle

ooc: this is a sideblog so i cant follow ppl back im so sorry divas

[michellethebrave]

Im not even kidding, being in byler tumblr in 2025 was one of the best times of my life

[stairstothe7th]

This movie like so mid but at least the cast is hot

Especially these two 😝

[beepingmemesauce2727]

IT IS NOT MID

(But I do agree with the second part)

[winn-folfhard]

Should I watch hell of summer?

[bicuriousestchris]

yes please

do it for me (literally)

[winn-folfhard]

Honestly, I'd do anything for you, Chris. lmao

[bicuriousestchris]

yayyyyy omg tell me when u watch it

[stairstothe7th]

This movie like so mid but at least the cast is hot

Especially these two 😝

[beepingmemesauce2727]

IT IS NOT MID

(But I do agree with the second part)

[winn-folfhard]

Should I watch hell of summer?

[bicuriousestchris]

yes please

do it for me (literally)

[lions-lanternwood]

HEY! you guys are BANNED!!

@gayestcody @resurrected-jake @lesbianest-vickie @bisexualborisp @the-god-ross-duffer

Julio's Kitchen staff have been advised to refuse entry to the aforementioned individuals. Other restaurants in the area have been advised to serve these people with extreme caution. All five of them are known for their association with Mikey Wheeler, the former owner of Flowers and Soles, which burned down after a shoe caught on fire, and it seems they were infected with his disregard for the restaurants of Chicago (despite Gayest Cody Ferdinand being the mayor of our proud city. smh, Mr. Mayor. We at Julio's Kitchen expected better).

[bisexualborisp]

what the fuck??? i did not REFUSE to pay. i just nicely said i could not afford the bill. totally.

[julios-kitchen]

And then you left the premises! You still owe us 18 dollars, by the way. Julio says I'm allowed to hunt you down and get the money from you. You're lucky I have class in 10min.

[bisexualborisp]

shit. i will get you the money. someday.

[bicuriousestchris]

boris i can cover for you, i finally got my government money as an apology for the serial killer!

[bisexualborisp]

thanks chris. apology for a serial killer? huhhh?

[bicuriousestchris]

ykw dont worry abt it its all fine now and also i think there are more pressing issues at hand

[athleticestlucas]

you slowly come to, blinking to try to clear your vision, which is oddly fuzzy. you look down at your arms and legs, which are covered in scratches and bite marks -- but rather than being red, all you can see is an oily substance dripping off you. your mouth tastes kind of fishy. your stomach growls; you're hungry, but also not. @bicuriousestchris is next to you. you start to get up; you feel strong, you feel good, you -- oh. nope. you're nauseous again. gross.

jeez, what happened to you?

Indeed what the hell has happened to me?! Damn everything hurts…did that sickly cat maul me? For real? Ugh…am I diseased now? Do I have rabies?

Chris, man what’s going on?

[bicuriousestchris]

you know thats a really good fucking question man??? i found you bleeding out next to some feral cat and there was all this gross ass like pus?? on you it was nasty

shit, sorry. ive been hella stressed. how are you feeling?

[athleticestlucas]

Like shit. Here I thought I was being a Good Samaritan but no all I get is attacked for my efforts. Am I dying? No, you know what? don’t answer that. You’re stressed? Talk to me man. Maybe we can figure this out.

[bicuriousestchris]

well i was mostly stressed about finding you on death's door but unless i somehow also died you are most definitely alive. i think

i was able to get that creepy ass cat away from you with some rank fish someone left out, i swear it looked as gross as the cat itself. weird for a grocery store to still sell stuff that looks so inedible

[athleticestlucas]

you slowly come to, blinking to try to clear your vision, which is oddly fuzzy. you look down at your arms and legs, which are covered in scratches and bite marks -- but rather than being red, all you can see is an oily substance dripping off you. your mouth tastes kind of fishy. your stomach growls; you're hungry, but also not. @bicuriousestchris is next to you. you start to get up; you feel strong, you feel good, you -- oh. nope. you're nauseous again. gross.

jeez, what happened to you?

Indeed what the hell has happened to me?! Damn everything hurts…did that sickly cat maul me? For real? Ugh…am I diseased now? Do I have rabies?

Chris, man what’s going on?

[bicuriousestchris]

you know thats a really good fucking question man??? i found you bleeding out next to some feral cat and there was all this gross ass like pus?? on you it was nasty

shit, sorry. ive been hella stressed. how are you feeling?

[lions-lanternwood]

HEY! you guys are BANNED!!

@gayestcody @resurrected-jake @lesbianest-vickie @bisexualborisp @the-god-ross-duffer

Julio's Kitchen staff have been advised to refuse entry to the aforementioned individuals. Other restaurants in the area have been advised to serve these people with extreme caution. All five of them are known for their association with Mikey Wheeler, the former owner of Flowers and Soles, which burned down after a shoe caught on fire, and it seems they were infected with his disregard for the restaurants of Chicago (despite Gayest Cody Ferdinand being the mayor of our proud city. smh, Mr. Mayor. We at Julio's Kitchen expected better).

[bisexualborisp]

what the fuck??? i did not REFUSE to pay. i just nicely said i could not afford the bill. totally.

[julios-kitchen]

And then you left the premises! You still owe us 18 dollars, by the way. Julio says I'm allowed to hunt you down and get the money from you. You're lucky I have class in 10min.

[bisexualborisp]

shit. i will get you the money. someday.

[bicuriousestchris]

boris i can cover for you, i finally got my government money as an apology for the serial killer!

[bicuriousestchris]

calling 911

uh yeah on of my friends is fucking bleeding out?? i think?? and i cant carry him to the hospital so can you PLEASE send someone to help???

@mutant-cat-0wo @oddpossumcreature

[mutant-cat-0wo]

The dispatcher picks up and sends an ambulance immediately. The paramedics load Lucas into the ambulance and seem very concerned, but not too surprised to see the black pus bubbling up from his skin.

"what happened to your friend?"

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m… not entirely sure. i found him like this, with a feral cat nearby, i don’t know what the pus is and i don’t know if he’s okay

i tried shaking him awake earlier but he was unresponsive

[bicuriousestchris]

calling 911

uh yeah on of my friends is fucking bleeding out?? i think?? and i cant carry him to the hospital so can you PLEASE send someone to help???

@mutant-cat-0wo @oddpossumcreature

[bicuriousestchris]

HANGMANNN

HINT: a popular show that runs over 20 seasons takes place here

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(pls tag mutant cat my @ isn't working)

let’s start with e

@mutant-cat-0wo

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[bicuriousestchris]

uhmmmm a

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

what abt r

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m so bad at this omg

s

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

how abt n

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

Hint: it is April and I am a fool

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m still confused

p

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

_ _ s p _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

OH I THINK I GET IT

h

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

H _ _ s p _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

is the word js hospital

[mutant-cat-0wo]

✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅

[bicuriousestchris]

yayyyy!!! omg guys i done it

now does anyone else want some cake bc i fear i cannot eat all of this by myself

[bicuriousestchris]

HANGMANNN

HINT: a popular show that runs over 20 seasons takes place here

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(pls tag mutant cat my @ isn't working)

let’s start with e

@mutant-cat-0wo

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[bicuriousestchris]

uhmmmm a

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

what abt r

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m so bad at this omg

s

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

how abt n

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

Hint: it is April and I am a fool

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m still confused

p

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

_ _ s p _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

OH I THINK I GET IT

h

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

H _ _ s p _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

is the word js hospital

[bicuriousestchris]

HANGMANNN

HINT: a popular show that runs over 20 seasons takes place here

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(pls tag mutant cat my @ isn't working)

let’s start with e

@mutant-cat-0wo

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[bicuriousestchris]

uhmmmm a

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

what abt r

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m so bad at this omg

s

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

how abt n

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

Hint: it is April and I am a fool

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m still confused

p

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

_ _ s p _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

OH I THINK I GET IT

h

[bicuriousestchris]

HANGMANNN

HINT: a popular show that runs over 20 seasons takes place here

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(pls tag mutant cat my @ isn't working)

let’s start with e

@mutant-cat-0wo

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[bicuriousestchris]

uhmmmm a

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

what abt r

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m so bad at this omg

s

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

how abt n

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

💪

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

Hint: it is April and I am a fool

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m still confused

p

[bicuriousestchris]

HANGMANNN

HINT: a popular show that runs over 20 seasons takes place here

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(pls tag mutant cat my @ isn't working)

let’s start with e

@mutant-cat-0wo

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[bicuriousestchris]

uhmmmm a

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

what abt r

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m so bad at this omg

s

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ s _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

how abt n

[bicuriousestchris]

HANGMANNN

HINT: a popular show that runs over 20 seasons takes place here

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(pls tag mutant cat my @ isn't working)

let’s start with e

@mutant-cat-0wo

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[bicuriousestchris]

uhmmmm a

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

what abt r

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

👄

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

i’m so bad at this omg

s

[bicuriousestchris]

HANGMANNN

HINT: a popular show that runs over 20 seasons takes place here

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

(pls tag mutant cat my @ isn't working)

let’s start with e

@mutant-cat-0wo

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[bicuriousestchris]

uhmmmm a

[mutant-cat-0wo]

👁️👁️

_ _ _ _ _ _ a _

[bicuriousestchris]

what abt r