[bloodpoolboy]

[dogpuppy]

[maxxie-or-smth]

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

[wildspringday]

"came back wrong" but it's from work

[mossymaidn]

I feel like a dead animal on the side of the road

[bloodpoolboy]

i think the theme song for my life should be dumb ways to die. bc i am a dumb bitch that wants to die. AND ☝️ i make bad decisions

[meepcity9]

[bloodpoolboy]

one of my boss's most intimidating colleagues asked me what my favourite monster energy flavour is after asking me about phones? then offered me stolen phones if I didn't like my own? bro where the hell did i end up. did i end up in the backrooms

[pomegranateteeth]

don’t worry about the ‘dies irae’ notes in my leitmotif i’m totally fine

[bloodpoolboy]

i think one of my boss's colleagues wants to fuck me 🤨

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[1five1two]

Dora Abodi.

[leehallfae]

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs

[yellow-cat]

nothing good left in this world.

[dogpuppy]

[bloodpoolboy]

if my boss has a million haters i'm one of them. if he has one hater it's me. if he has 0 haters i have died. if the world is against my boss i am with the world, if the world is for my boss i am against the world.