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yikes remember when i used this blog

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my other blog is fucking nuts my readers are hilarious

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me: forgets i have friends on tumblr who kno me irl

me: posts some inappropriate nonsense

me: has fucked up

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the ending of megalovania seamlessly goes into the beginning of megalovania and im sitting here listening to it on loop and all i can think is “the second time you hear it you dont think ‘oh, someone’s playing megalovania again’ you think ‘megalovania is a lot longer than i thought’” in john mulaney’s voice

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And by the end of the sans fight you think “WOW. Someone just played Megalovania 4 times in a row, OR they played it 2 times, and it’s just a REALLY LONG SONG”

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I’ve punched in like 7 at this point, then Frisk says to me ‘hey hey hey, before you punch in another Megalovania, let’s drop in one Bonetrousle.’

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And that was when the night went from good to great

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after seven megalovanias, in a row. suddenly…

“doo-dee doo-daa doo-dee doo-daa–”

and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. people were ecstatic! it was like the liberation of the underground.

you know for years, royal scientists have wondered, “can you make grown monsters weep tears of joy by playing bonetrousle?” and the answer is yes, you can, as long as it is preceded by seven megalovanias.

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…….and on the other hand, when we went back.

holy shit

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hey so

i know that there’s at least a few ppl who follow this blog who found me thru ao3/dm so i just wanted to put it out there that i made a blog specifically for that kinda thing and if u guys want it message me off anon and i can give u the url, i’m definitely keep that blog and this one separate.

[dinoscully]

the x files + the onion headlines (2/?)

[herrwolfenmedic]

When you see your friend..

on the opposite team

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@ irl friends please don’t ask me why my skype name is porn mom. thanks

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i'm the whole package:

bitter AND petty!

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[sneakyfeets]

when your friend draws u art

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TUMBLR NERDS I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU

HERE ARE THE STEPS: 1 - TAKE YOUR OLDEST FANDOM you know the one, that first thing you made art or wrote fic for, where you made all those really weird over the top OCs because you didn’t know any better 2 - TAKE YOUR NEWEST FANDOM yeah, that thing that you love and can’t stop thinking about right now 3- SMASH THEM TOGETHER like freakin’ conceptual play-doh 4 - MAKE SOMETHIN’ OUT OF IT make fic! art! a song! whatever!

HERE ARE THE RULES:

1- HAVE FUN WITH IT 2- THERE ARE NO RULES THIS IS CROSSOVER TOWN AND WE’VE STOPPED THE CAR IS GONE YOUR ROOM IS BOOKED AT THE OLD-TIMEY NERD MOTEL IT’S TIME TO DO SOMETHING STUPID

[princessbigf00t]

Michael Jones would be a firebender. Of this I am sure.

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shoutout to all the BPD people who struggle constantly with extreme reactions to • embarrassment, mild or severe • mistakes, small or sizable • social discomfort • confrontation of all sorts and, once they open up about their extreme reactions and try to explain how they feel, are told they are just overreacting and melodramatic and immature and that they need to get over themselves

you are all doing really fucking great and i believe in you

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fun tip for the holidays:

respect retail workers

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What the signs can't help but do:

Gemini, Libra, Aries, Scorpio: 7 hour netflix marathons when that essay is due

Leo, Virgo, Cancer, Sagittarius: Reading endless fanfics of their fave until 4am

Taurus, Pisces, Capricorn, Aquarius: Singing along to karaoke videos on youtube as soon as they're home alone