"You are the man with yellow boots from George"

-the kid on the bus ~~~ Generally here to lurk Godspeed and good luck on your travels

[loosened-seams]

lobber need a fucking break from it all

[ashtrayfemboy]

lobber…. he means so much to me

[pussygrinder-deactivated2022191]

entranced by his average pennsylvanian pussy

[pussygrinder-deactivated2022191]

this post is about trent reznor do not derail

[godflesh-deactivated20240624]

[beastliness]

superficial features which make a person objectively more attractive:

gender nonconformity

a profile in which the nose features prominently

striking and unusual voice

sexually repressed but in a way that I can work with

notable height (in either direction)

glasses

other unusual physical features (red hair, freckles, protruding ears, vitiligo, etc.)

visibly haunted

condemned by god to an eternity of suffering

plays an instrument

[lakevida]

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[draconym]

Fordite from the artisan dildo factory

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[wordfather]

your honor? can i sleep in your bed im scared

[bogleech]

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[greelin]

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

[greelin]

cannot explain to my daughter (cat) that her other father is out of town for a business trip for several days so she just has to think he fucking Died

[pukicho]

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

[noobkiller2009]

Just sleep

[pukicho]

There’s no fucking way that works

[pinnipetal]

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

[wordfather]

my braincell wants to go outside to play with your braincell <3 btw i spiced my post up with some grassy hills

[wordfather]

they are soooo frolickable. take my hand, lets go :)

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need to get one of those night gowns and sleeping caps maybe that will fix my insomnia issues I've had over the years

[sawed-on-shotgun]

and white boxers with red hearts on them but that doesn't havemuch to do with sleeping I just think itd match my soul

[sawed-on-shotgun]

you rip off my cartoon nightgown (sexily) to reveal my cartoon heart boxers (sexy) and are so overwhelmed eith lust you keel over and die instantly (cartoonishly)

[sluttynurse]

i wish i lived in the universe tongue tied by grouplove takes place in