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“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

emmacharlottewatson

#broooooo #im so pumped #beauty and the beast

helloareyouthedevil

and we keep living anyway.

zhirley

~*★*∴*★~☆HAPPY HALLOWEEN!☆.~*∴*~★°

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zutara-is-truth

Feel like they missed the opportunity to have Katara and Zuko bond over an extremely dorky and unfunny joke that only they understood. I am sure that their sense of humor would have been the same

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It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

zigzaswoon-blog

self conscious brains aww

toomanyschwas

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

some-atoms-deactivated20160921

you might say it’s braingerous

jabonion-deactivated20240130

a brain made the decision to make that joke

rojo-todd

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

mixedapocalyptic

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

simplessence

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

sonia-marmeladova

6. [future perfect subjunctive] y'all’d’ve

southcarolinagoddess

This is all correct.

mairah-ariana

tastefullyoffensive

This is my favorite sport.

spoclcers-archive

madlori

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

sortedtoslytherin

Super powers for the houses

Gryffindor: Super Strength, elemental fire control, flight, energy manipulation, sonic screaming

Ravenclaw: Telekenesis (hence, levitation), force-field creation, x-ray vision, teleportation

Hufflepuff: Healing, animal-speak, summoning, plant-related magic, invulnerability

Slytherin: Shape shifting, elemental water control, mental manipulation, super speed, toxin immunity

shiba-official

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

neo-soulless

This is so fall 2016 specific, I can’t imagine explaining it to my children

fernacular

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman.