The Dirty Life And Times Of Benjamin S.

"BS" by B.S..

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IT'S HAPPENING!!! #Overwatch #Doomfist #AkandeOgundimu

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Dammit, Jeff... #Overwatch

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*sigh*......maybe one day... #Overwatch #Zenyatta

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I can just hear the payload singing #Adele..."#Hello...?" #Overwatch

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BACK TO BACK #STANLEYCUPCHAMPIONS!!! #PittsburghPenguins #Dynasty

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#JeffTheProphet has spoken. #Overwatch

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Wanna know what #JeffTheProphet has to say about today? #Overwatch

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This game pretty much summed up my experience so far in #Season5. #Overwatch #Zenyatta #IsThisThingOn

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Word.

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Seriously...? Blizzard...is this real? I mean what the hell?!? Why does #Mei look like she's going to collect honey from a beehive somewhere?!? Why does #Genji look like a #PowerRanger whose animal spirit was a damn cricket?!? Why does #Zarya look like a Russian #IronMan but with a blue Mohawk?!? And #Lucio...I mean...he looks like a #BrunoMars/#MichaelJackson stunt double in hockey pants!!! So white gloves you could do, but ya couldn't find any regular pants for ol' #Lucio? So now he's got roller blades, white gloves, hockey pants, a manbun and a fedora...really?!? I love #Lucio but someone needs to let him know...dude, you look like an asshole. #Overwatch

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#DVa from waaaaay downtown. #Overwatch #NerfThis #QuadKill #Kobe

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If you come at the #Zen, you best not miss. That feeling when you solo heal in a comp game, manage to keep your teammates up. AND win the match while out-damaging and out-eliminating three DPS characters. Oh yeah, not only did I manage to acquire a few gold medals but I was also able to climb out of silver and back into gold. #Overwatch #Zenyatta #ZenForTheWin #AllGoldEverything

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Spending the day with my always amazing mother. #MamasBoy

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Found a little touch of #NewOrleans soul on the #MississippiGulfCoast this weekend. Had a blast behind the bar at #13thStJazzBistro slingin' drinks with #SupervisorJim. Thanks to everyone from the bar and everyone who stopped by the festival yesterday to drink and talk and dance with us. #TheCoastalChapter #BenjaminBehindTheBar #ThePouringPhilospher (at 13th Street Jazz Bistro)

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There are just some fights that guys like me will never be able to win. He was an alpha dog, i play games still in beta. Such is the way of the world. I did find myself wondering though: is he on a #BlindDate or in a jazz band or does he just really like #RiskyBusiness? #StevieWoofer #NonSeeingEyeDog #LassieIsGoingHomeWithSomeone

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"Fixed", eh? Um, Jeff...? #Hook2PointO #Broke2POINTOHCOMEON #Overwatch #Roadhog

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Um...lost dog, I think? Maybe? Anyway, if you happen to find #SenorWoofers there might be a reward in it for you...reward-ish, anyway...maybe. #FakeLilBitch #ButIStillLoveHim (at Long Beach, Mississippi)