What's up bitches my 6-year-long relationship with the person I thought I was going to marry just ended so now I'm back on tumblr to read Astarion smut and sell nudes
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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One Nice Bug Per Day

Kiana Khansmith

@theartofmadeline
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
i don't do bad sauce passes

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Today's Document
DEAR READER
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Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
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almost home

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What's up bitches my 6-year-long relationship with the person I thought I was going to marry just ended so now I'm back on tumblr to read Astarion smut and sell nudes
I've been thinking about cartoon women kissing each other for most of my life
me: care about people
half the notes: youre the real oppressor for telling me what to do.
the other half: cut out this useless liberal proselatizing. you are an invertebrate and you will perish in the revolution.
we have a new prize comment which is “pretty neurotypical of you to assume i have the capacity to care about other people”
Anyways In trying to make Betty boops Love interest look like her they accidently made the butch femme couple of the centery .Thank you for coming to my TEDX talk.
I want this to be my obituary word for word
girls.
all i had to do was write “girls.” in a pink font and all the wlws slammed reblogged
him:
me:
This video, hands down, was not filmed on this plain of reality
the only way to experience this video is at half speed
A little carbonation, and I’ll see you later
glass glass glass made of glass
elon musks tinder bio: sex and kink- positive sapiosexual. 46. queering science, capitalism, & union busting. hmu if youre a goth girl into pegging 👀. ravenclaw. intj. don’t call me elongated muskrat or i WILL block and report you
everyone needs a little wooden spoon.
i’m a lesbian and i have this friend who’s also a lesbian, and she’s said that she’d be willing to date me and she sends me pics alot, but i’m not sure if she means she’s actually interested in me?
lesbian: i literally would date you
other lesbian: what does that mean
1997 animated fashion
2018 art hoe fashion
‘In 1778, two Irish gentlewomen put on men’s clothing and ran away together. Lady Eleanor Butler had received several offers of marriage but was determined to share her life with her friend Sarah Ponsonby. […] They spent the rest of their lives in a black and white house called Plas Newydd outside Llangollen, cultivating their garden, improving their minds and filling the house with clocks, cabinets and “whirligigs of every shape and hue”. [They also had] a little dog called Sapho.’
“Friend”
They literally named their dog Sapho
just 18th century gals being pals
TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
unbuttoned plaid flannel + nothing underneath? lesbian lingerie.
Anime is still a mistake
anyone else horny as fuck right now
Literally what the fuck
Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high
Me, five seconds later:
I feel so sorry for the girl who keeps running into these goddamn transformers
I have so many questions:
1. Why