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I made some crochet earrings to celebrate that spring is coming 🌸

They're on sale on my Vinted if you wanna take a better look :3

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#crochet #uncinetto #crochet earrings #orecchini #vinted #diy craft

drakonstar

do you remember how we used to run

kofi | my website

jauntylittlefrillyboy

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

badymaru

sleepy - via vampiredebt on twitter

wizardpostsdotorg

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

wizardpostsdotorg

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

alienpapacy

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

alienpapacy

Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

alienpapacy

every sunday afternoon this gets like 4,000 additional notes

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

masteraqua

i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

masteraqua

you know what i deserve this

masteraqua

a lot of mean things have been said about me on this post, but none of them hurt as much as this

shower-thoughts-last-responder

This websites hatemail game is insane

dreg-heap

We used to make posts about loki on here

ferretteeth

I love this post so much. “we used to make posts about loki on here” is the gentlest way possible to describe this website’s history. It’s like saying einstein dabbled in science

sleepimali

Kittea party 🐈🫖🐈‍⬛️

hypotenussy

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

thecharmingquirksofothers

incredible prev tags

punkitt-is-here

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

totally-cis-offical

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

punkitt-is-here

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

totally-cis-offical

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point