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(23 she//her) I know only one thing and that is that I know nothing

[bumblebiiiiiitch]

Them: hey, why are you so into studying dead languages?

Me, thinking about my plans to go back in time and become Cleopatra’s sugar baby: Just for fun :)

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[junglejim4322]

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

[comfort-care]

[wyldstallyn]

[slowspinningredemption]

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[kygerbearr]

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

[rainintheevening]

Okay, we got a new one, boys.

[fleshengine]

Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.

[comma-souptra]

Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags

[justbreakonme]

I also like the idea of showing something as a problem before it’s shown as a strength. Almost every character trait has two sides, and by showing the “bad” side first, it sets things up to not only make sense, but to also be very satisfying.

[liberalsarecool]

What are the odds?

[acheronist]

spotted by the river

[stitchposts]

[bluecastlemistawis]

Love this strip

[jdragsky]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I see people in my life be so confused as to why Europe has less drunk driving than the US does even though a lot of European countries have higher rates of alcohol use than we do and like buddy. It’s because drunk Europeans can get home without a car.

When there’s no designated driver in the US your options are hire an expensive cab or uber, walk ten miles on the side of a highway, or drive home drunk.

Europeans can just walk. Or take a tram. Or drunkenly ride a bike. They have pubs under every trash bin. They have usable buses. Even if they’re ruining their livers they at least won’t have to die in a car crash about it.

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

I am so very serious when I say that minors should have a legal and easily reinforceable right to say "I don't want to live with my parents (or other adult caretakers)/I don't want to be around that person/I don't want to go to that place" and actually get their wish accommodated. So much childhood trauma could be avoided or ended if children actually had the right to leave the situation or the person hurting them.

[crabussy]

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

[zygon-commander]

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[nosnexus]

My @d20exchange gift for @Teaful1 of Marya and Straka. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!