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@busdemon
I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT BTW
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...You seem like the sort who might be interested in this deal, or at least Viper seems to think so. I'll make this brief. We are planning to bring GoodBus Inc. to the ground. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated.
[He does not seem to enjoy being here]
mhmm.. [ggg does not seem to enjoy his presence either.] i've heard of those green shits but they've never exactly caused any problems for me. why would i help you.
I get the feeling listing off their war crimes would not exactly move you to action, so in the interest of not being here all day, I'm just going to offer up plain cash. 25% up front, rest when the job is done.
see now you have my attention... how much cash are we talking here? and what am i going to be doing with this.. GoodBus Inc. ? killing? maiming? do i get one of those manilla folders like the movies?
As for the details of the operation, I believe my employer would be in favor of the manilla folder approach, as you describe it.
The baseline is 5 million, GBD. What do you say?
h. holy shit????? oh my god????? i don't know what th' hell GBD is but. 5 million of em couldn't be a small amount..... i'm in. whatever you need.
...You seem like the sort who might be interested in this deal, or at least Viper seems to think so. I'll make this brief. We are planning to bring GoodBus Inc. to the ground. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated.
[He does not seem to enjoy being here]
mhmm.. [ggg does not seem to enjoy his presence either.] i've heard of those green shits but they've never exactly caused any problems for me. why would i help you.
I get the feeling listing off their war crimes would not exactly move you to action, so in the interest of not being here all day, I'm just going to offer up plain cash. 25% up front, rest when the job is done.
see now you have my attention... how much cash are we talking here? and what am i going to be doing with this.. GoodBus Inc. ? killing? maiming? do i get one of those manilla folders like the movies?
...You seem like the sort who might be interested in this deal, or at least Viper seems to think so. I'll make this brief. We are planning to bring GoodBus Inc. to the ground. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated.
[He does not seem to enjoy being here]
mhmm.. [ggg does not seem to enjoy his presence either.] i've heard of those green shits but they've never exactly caused any problems for me. why would i help you.
update: do not touch to green things they are actually REALLY FUCKING RUDE.
[scene: middle of an unspecified desert.
time: 5:22 am
date: no thanks]
….how the fuck did i get out here?
HEHEHEHEHEHEH HELLO!!
Hi?
WHAT ONE OF YOU FUCKS STOLE MY DEODORANT!
(moutj full of deodorant) i dunno man . no idea
YOU LITTLE SHIT GET OVER HERE-
AHHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAAAAHAA AHA AH AH AH AH FUCK
WHAT ONE OF YOU FUCKS STOLE MY DEODORANT!
(moutj full of deodorant) i dunno man . no idea
YOU LITTLE SHIT GET OVER HERE-
WHAT ONE OF YOU FUCKS STOLE MY DEODORANT!
(moutj full of deodorant) i dunno man . no idea
WHAT ONE OF YOU FUCKS STOLE MY DEODORANT!
(clunking sound and vigorous sniffing)
Another beast in the bus, huh? Welcome aboard, my friend.
HELLO ALF HOW BE THEE!
Oh. uh. Great? How are you?
i am NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am VERY normal and not weird or a freak of nature as the arbys manager called me. anyways have you figured out if you are gay or straight yet.
(clunking sound and vigorous sniffing)
Another beast in the bus, huh? Welcome aboard, my friend.
HELLO ALF HOW BE THEE!
Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger
HEY?????
THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT COME HERE YOU.. WHATEVER YOU ARE
Bites you - @rabidbuspassenger
HEY?????
[@fallenangelpassenger is just staring at GGG from a distance.]
h. hey. HEYY. YOU GOT A PROBLEM OR WHAT?? TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER!!!
[He flinches and mutters something under his breath.] Excuse me?
[GGG crosses the distance between them in a rather slow manner. Short legs, after all.]
YOU. are STARING ME DOWN in this wendys parking lot do you have a problem? am i gonna need to attack and maim you?
[He sneers.] As if you could.
DO NOT TEST ME !!!!! … YOU !!!! idontknowyourname YOU !! ill kill you ill bite you and i will CURSE YOU FOR A MILLION YEARS
Alaric. [He leans forward.] Hm. I'd expect most demons to be more intimidating.
oh ILL SHOW YOU INTIMIDATING MOTHERFUC- [GGG jumps at his ankles. litle shit]