i wrote up a quick and dirty guide to how i personally conceptualize for sneeze spelling, hilariously, for someone on bsky. figure that ppl here might also be interested x,,,D
(and maybe more ready for the 401 class i am teaching than the 101 i should have figured out how to write T o T;;; )
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first, the inhale-
"ih" is a sound drawn high into the mouth, maybe mostly from the nose
eh is a sound lower in the mouth
ah is a full-throated inhale
hh is the quieter, unvoiced neutral
uh is a deep, desperate quality
sufficient drama built up in your head? now for the the release:
several kinds of snzs here:
"shh" for a breathy, hissy quality; "sch" roughens it, "szch" scrapes it through the teeth or throat, "sxch" adds a nasal static to the sound
"ch" for a punched out release sound
someone who is congested or holding back may begin to add consonants like "dch" "kch" "kxsh" "dshh" "gch" etc into the sound (mix and match as necessary).
followed by the exhale sound,
further "hhh" for a one-syllable release "ESSCHHh!" like a really quick sneeze,
"uhh" for a neutral sigh at the end
"ooo," "uu," etc for that kind of voiced "choo" sound
"iew" "iuu" etc is a rising intonation at the end, maybe described as higher pitched
now puzzle together to describe the sound, using capitals/italics/bolds to show where emphasis or extra loudness lands
"huh'ESSHHhuhh!!"
"hih- ih- ihh! hiiih'ISShhiew!"
"hah'EDTcCH'iuhhâŠ"
"HAAESSHHOoo!!"
"iGDt!'CHhiiuu!"
this does not touch special occasion letters like rr, y, j, etc, or the holdback noises for stifled or partially stifled sneezes,,, ohhh or more detailed buildup tonals/punctuation breakdown... maybe i will try to do a secondary half for those later ^^;; the 501 class x'D
Someone with a terribly runny nose starts to feel a sneeze coming on, they press the back of their hand to their nose.
It was too late and they sneeze anyway. But now their nostrils are filled and it tickles and they sneeze again. They're too afraid to pull their hand away, it'll be a mess, they can feel it starting to drip out.
With every sneeze their nose runs more and more, bubbling out through gasping breaths, against the insides their poor sensitive nostrils. They sneeze again and again, hand still pressed pressed in place, stuck in an endless feedback loop.
Their concerned partner gently pulls their hand down and they let lose a huge messy sneeze. Their nose finally clear, at least for now.
A sneeze that comes from an itch between the eyes. A few thoughtless blinks. Eyelids squeezed shut. Fingers that gently rub along the lashline in a fruitless attempt to satisfy the tickle. A crinkle forms on the bridge of the nose. Eyes that snap open as the tickle spikes. Lashes that flutter and bob with every âhh⊠hhHIHâ hhHHihhâŠâ Pupils fatten. Vision blurs. Eyes go glassy. Wrinkles at the corner as they squint, trying to see through the haze, abruptly interrupted as the eyes slam shut. âhhHHâETCHshh!â
Alternatively, a sneeze that comes from an itch in the mouth. A tongue twitch. A grimace. The tip of the tongue caresses the back of the gums, before moving to the roof. A short sigh of irritation as the itch still grows. Jaw clenches. Tongue rubs faster. Nostrils flair. Breath catchesâ âhhH!â âsucked in through gritted teeth. A swallow, as if the tickle can be gulped away. Another few hitches, âhhâhhâ hih! hhahââ is followed by a moan of frustration. The lips part. Panting. Vocalised gasps. âHhah! hihhâHIHHh! Hehh! ehhHH!â Jaw slackens. A deep breath. âehHDâSHUHhh! hehâ HEHâJSHHUhh! IHH⊠ihh⊠iiHHSCHIyiew!â
currently imagining a snzario in which:
A tends to sneeze in multiples and usually stifles their sneezes out of habitual politeness, but when they're around B they generally don't feel they need to.
But A has found themselves in a situation with B where it's not exactly as if they can't make noise, but there's enough tension between them today for whatever reason. They haven't spoken much [maybe they've had an argument, maybe B is trying to focus on an important task, maybe one or both are having a hard day] and A just wants to keep things to a hush.
Unfortunately for A, the little tickle they feel coming on begins with one sneeze, then becomes two, and a little while later three...and then four. They stifle each one quietly almost silently, and hope that's the end of it because it usually is...
...But, oh...! They're not done. The next two sneezes are a little stronger, more difficult for A to stifle, and slightly more audible than they expected. Their usual pinch-between-their-fingers trick evidently isn't enough. A really doesn't want to draw attention to themselves...
B hasn't said anything so far. A isn't sure if they haven't noticed, or if they are choosing not to, and this only adds to their determination to keep things quiet until this little fit passes.
A stifles the next sneeze with their fingers and for good measure clamps their other hand over top to smother any sound.
Success. Okay. Maybe that's the end of â
ânope, it's not. Another two-hand-stifle is necessary. This new technique is working to keep things quiet, but it's taking a considerable toll on A as the sneezes keep getting incrementally stronger.
B glances over at A with a small frown after yet another sneeze pitches them forward silently, realizing how much effort they are going to ride out this fit quietly.
Hey, B says gently. You don't need to do that.
Until this point A hasn't realized B's attention is now on them. A blinks at B, both hands clamped still over their nose and mouth and manages a muffled, sniffly, S-sorry, I justâI didn't want toâ
âCome on now, B continues. They lightly take A by the wrists and lower their hands. You're being ridiculous.
A knows B is right.
. . .
What happens from here â does the tension between them break, or does it only increase? You decide ! ! !
thinking about an indulgent post-sneeze sigh. such a beautiful thing with so many varieties. to name just a few:
a sad sigh that says 'i'm feeling a bit sorry for myself,' 'i can't hide this anymore,' 'i'm so tired, i'm not even aware that i'm sighing.'
a bewildered sigh that says 'no idea where that came from,' 'that was not a typical intensity level/quantity for me,' 'jesus, my soul just left my body.'
an irritated sigh that says 'okay, fuck this,' 'i'm ready to have my decorum back,' 'i have zero time and patience for whatever is happening to me right now.'
an overwhelmed sigh that says 'i just need to vocalize a little,' 'this is all i can manage before the next sneeze comes,' 'please no, not again--'
a disgusted sigh that says 'that was not pretty,' 'i'm afraid to move my sleeve away from my face,' 'that just tipped me right over my threshold and i need a tissue immediately.'
a relieved sigh that says 'i've needed that all day,' 'i was so stuffed up and now i can finally breathe,' 'i think i'm finally done.'
a frustrated sigh that says 'i've sneezed and sneezed but i'm still itchy,' 'i feel like this is never going to end or change anything,' 'i don't care if it's rude, i am blowing my nose the second i have enough time.'
a dreamy sigh that says 'that was lovely,' 'i'm basking in the glow of how that felt,' 'i'm so full of warmth and pleasure.'
a carnal sigh that says 'i need more,' 'i would do anything just to sneeze myself into a hoarse, messy stupor,' 'won't somebody tell me it's okay to let go?'
a blissed-out sigh that says 'hold me as my tired body draws its last sneezes out of me,' 'watch over me as i fall asleep with a handful of tissues pressed to my nose,' 'i have no words left and i need your love.'
praise kink + snz is soooo good. like consider after sneezing, especially after being induced / purposely inducing for a kink partner:
âGood job.â
âThere you go.â
âBless you, just like that.â
âYou sound so good/nice/hotâ
âI love it when you sneeze for me.â
âSounds like you really needed that.â
âYouâre so hot.â
âDo that again.â
âThose are so strong, you poor thingâ
âI can tell youâre not done. Bless you. There you go, thatâs it.â
literally any observation specific to how this person sneezes and how it gets the other person off
person being induced describing how it feels in detail so theyâll be praised/comforted once they finally sneeze
some sort of reassuring touch in between sneezes
verbal reassurance that itâs wanted and cherished regardless of how messy it might get or maybe especially because of it so that the person inducing doesnât feel self conscious
a lot of people on here seem to be super repressed, and i absolutely donât mean that as a neg; lots of people are conditioned in lots of ways to not express sexual desire, but this is so strange in a place where everybody really is truly horny about the things we post
so, with that in mind:
- tits bouncing with sneezing: good
- same applies to dicks
- watching someone from behind bend over with the force of a sneeze so their ass is on full display, nude or clothed: fucking choice
- sneezing while someone is inside you: fucking bomb, highly recommended
- having someone sneeze while theyâre inside you: great also!
- someone having to pull away from oral to sneeze, exquiste
- someone NOT pulling away from same, if you happen to be into that
- someone trying to be dominant while being almost incapâd by a desperate sneezing fit: [censored]
- inducing in a sexual context, be it a dom/sub scenario, a bondage scenario, whatever, that shit fucking slaps
- dude there is so much dom/sub potential in both directions with this, seriously
- fics where two characters have the fetish and are explicitly horny about it, hell fucking yes
- i really could go on for about 10 years
i think this is probably the horniest post iâve ever made because i also have repression disease but check it out, hereâs my awesome post, feel free to add on
A sits behind B, talking softly to them as they relax and breath in the steam, liquifying the cold in their head. B sniffles through the conversation, giving the tissues a rest. Their nose painfully raw and needing a break from constantly being swiped at.
A draws little circles onto Bâs back, smiling at the way B shudders and sighs. The muscles in their back shift around the light sensation, unable to stay still. Oh, what a couple of fingers can do.
A watches as those back muscles suddenly tighten and Bâs ribcage expands with a gasp. The tickle that had tormented Bâs blocked sinuses all day has finally made its way to the back of their nose, just enough for a relieving sneeze. A watches the way those shoulder blades hike up, up, up with each hitch.
âHitâshheeew!â
âBless youâŠâ A says, pressing a soft kiss to the back of Bâs warm neck.
Imagine being the kind of snzfucker who gets too overwhelmed and awkward to ever say "bless you", but one day your partner is inducing and makes you practice it...
"I'm not going to sneeze again until you learn some manners, now say it!"
someone trying to clean while they're sick, except their nose runs whenever they look down and they can't hold back their sneezes. they keep sneezing sickly over the surfaces and having to clean it again. then, they reflexively sneeze into their hand, forgetting that they're still holding a cleaning rag, nose diving straight into the strong scent of cleaning solution. a terrible decision. the strong scent exacerbates the tickle in their nose and a rapid fit takes over them. do they cover their sneezes with the rag that will make them sneeze even more, or spray their cold all over the cleaned surfaces again?
a smug "you should see the other guy" as if theyve just been in a fight but coming from a person visibly ill after shacking up with a cold-ridden partner
okay so what if I AM into a character who loves attention from their sneezefucker partner so much that theyâll occasionally excuse themselves from the room to go take a secret whiff of cologne that theyâre sensitive to, or a hidden hit of chhinkni, etc, just so their partner can drop whatever task theyâre doing to come coo over them! Whatâre you gonna do about it!
This has probably been talked about before but hear me out. We all know that getting sick in the rain is a good trope but what about someone who was already fighting something getting sicker in the rain? A little sniffle becomes a full blown cold, all because they had to travel or work in the rain.
thinking about someone with horrible allergies getting fucked in a dusty closet and trying not to sneeze all over their partnerâs chest. except their partner mistakes their hitching breaths for pleasure and keeps going harder and faster. the allergic person canât keep up with the thrill of whatâs happening and holding back, and they start stifling a fit of desperate, wet sneezes into their partnerâs neck that they eventually have to let go because theyâre too strong
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