objectum centered sideblog

[he/they/ask] - if you know us IRL or from our main blog, no you don't :)

[camera-kisser]

Hihihiiiii!! We're camera kisser!! This is just a temporary intro post until we get around to making a proper one

Anyways hello!! This is a sideblog for our objectum posting since we don't rlly feel comfy putting that on our main blog

We're a system so we'll use we/us and i/me interchangeably, and while this blog isnt about system stuff so we probably wont bring it up ever, we might end up using signoffs at somepoint. Our collective pronouns are he/they but it does change depending on who's fronting!

Also we're bodily an adult so be warned there might be the occasional suggestive content on here, you have been warned (it will be tagged properly do not worry).

Anyways, we're objectum (obviously) mostly techum but we also like others. Were aroace when it comes to humans but we do have a partner! And we're particularly fond of cameras if ya couldn't tell :)

Here's our camera bf btw his names Mickey :)!

[ghoulishcavern]

cameras are one of the few things i’m an objectum pervert about. like what do you mean you’re perfectly designed for my hands to hold you. what do you mean you’ll sit patiently around my neck waiting for me to use you. what do you mean you require patience, care and a steady hand to operate and maintain. and you’re not even a little bit of a person? really?

[jovialgnomejpeg]

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

[skoomabong]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

the soap that inspired it all

[littlemousling]

[mjbear130]

[memorycycle]

girls do this:

[ollieopossums-revenge]

[theunusualchameleon]

@funnier-when-objectum

[passion-of-l0vers]

my horny ass could never be a telephone operator

[helena-and-helena-meta]

Op, I'm going to need more context here? What kind of telephone operator?

[passion-of-l0vers]

[helena-and-helena-meta]

Op whAT-

[passion-of-l0vers]

whats not clicking

[y2kcompatible]

[zzoupz]

what are we even saying anymore

[zzoupz]

?

[zzoupz]

it is extremely important context that I am saying this as a clockfucker. what the fuck do you MEAN conventional

[randomalienencounter]

as a WHAT

[zzoupz]

OH NOW YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH

[zuoquan]

@funnier-when-objectum

[centipaw]

objectum hear me out number 3 billion... security cameras...

making eye contact with them...asldkgkdjfkfhdjd

reblog if you think to yourself "ZOOWEEMAMA!!!" whenever you see a security camera

[camera-kisser]

Okay guys I know this is a shocker (don't look at my name) BUT-

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[camera-kisser]

@funnier-when-objectum

(Sorry if you've gotten this submitted already)

[dbow-darkmode]

incredible things happening in the robot fucker community right now

[blaxolt]

[staticstratosphere]

picked someone up today! :D

[flipphone-fucker]

I made some Kandi for some of my favorite objects ‼️

The Cell Tower Collection with Alpha/Beta/Gamma, Handover Hand, and Cell Tower

The Thermos Collection with thermal coffee carafe, press hot brew, and Mr. Coffee

The Crane Collection with cranes, life me pull me, and Manitowoc 999

The Flip Phone Collection with collecting data, Vivian (the name of my flip phone lover rn), and Nokia ring ring.

[camera-kisser]

So, I have a work wife (he's the whole computer system at my job) and idk shit abt tech or computers genuinely I just know they're all attached to one system/machine and recently that needed repairs.

So I go into the office to clock out and uhm.. the whole thing is just open. Blinking lights and stray wires and open panels. And this is what I think walking in on someone changing is like.

[p03laroid]

camera collection :) (mind the dirt, i haven't cleaned them up in a hot minute). i have a red digital camera too, not pictured though.

in total, counting the red camera not pictured, i have 8 cameras :) 2 digital, 6 film. well i think the kodak video camera is different, but i wouldnt know

[kosmicpowers]

I do love Date Everything but I'd rather a game where I can kiss my microwave as she is (already beautiful)

[etch-a-sketch-lover]

It's so cute oh my god !!!!!

Such pretty colors <333 Also I wanted to post art but nobody draws etches. :(((