Unsound Thoughts

[canivassounds]

Deep swedish house voice: "you've got your geese, I've got my shrimp. Let's make a farm, I can be your pimp".

The rest of my brain: "???"

[canivassounds]

*Chicken pecking at me while I thaw their water and adjust the heat lamp so they dont die*

"I'm sorry but--" *peck* "--no, you're a--" *peckpeck* "--chicken. Why dont you--" *peckpeckpeck* "--LET ME SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!"

[canivassounds]

You need a big d to be safe. If your d is too small it's easy to break.

~Cryptography 101

[canivassounds]

Story time:

Ive spent about 10 years struggling through college, but for the passed few semesters taking classes online has made things so much easier for my ADD brain. Bored? Do some squats or streaching. I used to struggle with morning classes and IBS (Medication side effect), now I can attend lecture from the restroom if I want. Hell, the other day I took a quiz and a bath at the same damned time! Even if I have to miss a lecture I can watch the recording later and not miss out on the material. I think even after we're through this pandemic the online option should remain available for those who learn better in a more free-form environment

[canivassounds]

What a strange night. I suppose Tumblr is still alive. Anyway, here's some sleeping cats so I dont have to look at the timelines.

[gif87a-com]

[bunnyfood]

Bad Boys

[bonepriestess]

This is magical in an entirely different way.

[gif87a-com]

[bunnyfood]

Bad Boys

[bonepriestess]

This is magical in an entirely different way.

[canivassounds]

If a man is constipated his entire life does he finally get relief when he dies or does he carry that shit with him to the grave?

Inquiring Minds

[canivassounds]

Skinwalker (pt. 1)

They were out to kill him, he did know why. Two minutes and 33 seconds prior Levi was stuck picking between teeth whitening strips (there is a consumer review for anything in this information era), and picking at a scab just below his left temple. Some subconscious part of Levi was worried that his habit of scab-picking was a factor in his receding hairline, a thought which his subconscious optimistically set aside in it's own subconscious to along with several dozen identical thoughts (completely unbeknownst to his conscious mind) to deal with later. There was a certain romance in the "deal with later" file of the subconscious mind of Levi Holder; so much wasted optimism for someone with none to waste. Later that same tragic optimism would reflect on this day and the free whitening strips as a win, despite the loss of his right hand. He was left handed, after all.

[canivassounds]

You've heard of A Series of Unfortunate Events, now get ready for...

A Range of Fucked Up Shit

[sungso]

a

[sqlatoon]

b

[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

c

[bunnyclown1975]

d

[trashkingpit]

e

[meticuloushand]

f

[natswash]

g

[oops-still-here]

h

[frecklesandcupcakesarchive-deac]

i

[paperlettuce]

j

[quatzopal]

k

[egoi-sm-deactivated20161011]

l

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

m

[e-rror-404]

n

[mridia]

O

[jesusanddick]

p

[potatosoup]

Q

[connorsyouth]

r

[onlinehottie]

s

[twoheadeddavghter]

t

[lovedoggos]

u

[brainmilks-deactivated]

v

[skeletonjock]

W

[goblinshell]

x

[sizequeen]

Y

[merzcar-deactivated20151231]

Z

[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

[thorneduprose]

1

[batter-sempai]

2

[frogadier]

3

[demondogdean]

4

[thedemonshavethepolicebox]

5

[thatgirlnamedeleanor]

6

[casualfanboy]

7

[emo-in-a-mikey-way]

8

[morganaivy]

9

[tamlins-a-tool-deactivated20160]

10

[emotionlessinflight]

11

[imruiningitagain]

12

[assassination-she-jot-down]

13

[penny-theunicorn]

14

[arsonharmony]

15

[mrl0]

16

[thesilentstorm]

17

[girlwithablg-deactivated2021120]

18

[thamonster21]

19

[yourmajestyyy]

20

[somethinill-blog1]

21

[penguinfacee]

22

[el-kabongjr]

23

[imsoshive]

24

[ashrae720]

25

[quixon]

26

[deannalndn]

27

[lucidnee]

28

[sonoanthony]

29

[fuckthisblogshit]

30

[th0tcheetos]

31

[maybeantonioj]

32

[stoicdaydreamer]

33

[moved-to-renminiscent]

34

[2014phan]

35

[phuck-phan]

36

[amyros-e]

37

[octolevi]

38

[dauntlester-deactivated20151117]

39

[imnotinlove-thisisnotyoursong]

40

[punkdehaan]

41

[murdercoeur]

42

[danisontnonfire]

43

[a-hundred-skeletal-butterflies]

44

[jasonluvsnico-deactivated202010]

45

[the-dweeb-life]

46

[dani--dallas]

47

[heckmelanie]

48

[angelicbreadroll]

49

[sunshinehowlter-deactivated2024]

50

[holdmegentlylikehamburger]

52

[tyler-josephs-legs-deactivated2]

53

[billybibixx-blog]

54

[wasteofalife-deactivated2017082]

55

[nsfwphannetwork]

56

[marstheworld]

57

[grandpagoodadvice-deactivated20]

58

[niijima-exe]

59

[planetary-zoe-deactivated201608]

60

[kiyotos]

61

[chips-in-milkshake-deactivated2]

62

[valdimire]

63

[prettythizzeed]

64

[yosuke10]

65

[scarletdavidd-moved-deactivated]

66

[bndufhuisehfzuwehr789gfezhtru-d]

67

[purple--ponytail]

68

[lazer-corn]

69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[volbeast]

70

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

71

[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-blogs]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

74

[bucxys-archive]

75

[afoolishfigure]

76

[ectoimp]

77

[tieflingmenace]

78

[sand-lynx]

79

[luluquiq-reblogs]

80

[mudkipful]

81

[sharkcuddle]

82

[ex-vd]

83

[michal-j-caboose]

84

[itwasmemememenowgonelol-deactiv]

85

[mandyjpg]

86

[abrakedebra]

87

[gemini--cricket-deactivated2017]

88

[lana-strology]

89 ;/

[aleaxndra]

90

[russellelelele]

91

[ericobra]

92

[canivassounds]

93

[awesomevines]

[cosplaymutt]

HOW IS THIS 6 SECONDS THOUGH

[kittensnax]

Jojo’s BIzarre Adventure: Part VI- Stone Ocean

[ssonyarostova]

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 10 MINUTES

[canivassounds]

What is this?

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[canivassounds]

When my child asks, "when will I ever need math?"

[03minyard]

[canivassounds]

This is exactly why I don't eat pizza rolls anymore.

[relentless-soul]

[6plant-deactivated20191218]

*whoops this cats ass*

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[birdsandrocksandthings-deactiva]

I always wanted these to happen in real life

[ridiculously-dilettantish-deact]

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

[rinlockhart]

we need more!

[awkwardbirds]

[bonesnail]

Spongebob time cards are solid gold.

[lotrlocked]

This damn show was too much of an influence on my life as a child

[canivassounds]

I'm taking these for personal reasons.

[canivassounds]