Uninspired Fantasy

I will reblog anything with cat beans or cat floof or cat.... or anything that makes me laugh inside....:)

[sleepy-bebby]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[shoku-and-awe]

South Carolina followers: free green beans on I-95!

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

also wear lingerie. next question

[sleepy-bebby]

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

[titkoks]

[sandersstudies]

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[incendavery]

friend break up

[bigwizardhat]

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[everythingfox]

Burshies

(via)

[titkoks]

“DO NOT FUCKING PARK”

[everythingfox]

“Afternoon nap with my fuzzy lady”

(via)

[nastassyafilippovna]

the reasons draculas doors are all locked is because that’s where he’s keeping his other soliciters.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[medievalthymes]

i’ve gotten like 5 different coworkers to sign up for a library card