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postin whateva

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[bernard-jackson]

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[francisforever2014]

how it feels to refer to men’s “pecs” as their tits

[bovineblogger]

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[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[isotridecanol]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

[crazysodomite]

Oh my god

[amberthetransvixen]

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[eroscestlavie]

everyone envies me for my Mateo Point

[throathole]

[alphalone3141592]

[fromhersoul]

[hauntedhunted]

kiss this babey

[mcromwell]

BONE SAW BIRD

I can share this one now since a Patron already snagged it! (They get first dibs always!)

Lammergier in spray paint and paint pens on scrap saw blade and copper eye, a collab between me and my partner @echomary . I'm very happy with this bird, and more are on the way!

[flowerbleedme]