am ded

大家好! My name is Wang Yao, but please call me Yao! This is where I regularly facepalm at everybody else's drama. [mun is thebucca2] [ask box is always open!] [icon by @zon_ex on Twitter]

[chinashenanigans]

goodbye you weeaboo shits

@thebucca2 for my main blog, hmu if you still wanna talk or take up this url.

also i’ve vacated franceshenanigans

[chinashenanigans]

China what have you been up to since I was away? *blank but oddly malevolent stare* ~japan--shenanigans

nothing :))))) 

@japan–shenanigans

[askhetaliancients]

HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THAT SHENANIGANS ROMANIA AND PRUSSIA ARE DATING?!?!?! and the fact that Rom is an absolute SAVAGE (he called byz an asshole and also just smiled at an anon who called Romanian stupid)

Dacia: … where did this pairing come from???

Germania: I heard from China that anything can happen in the internet… but wow… 

[chinashenanigans]

*quietly sings “anything can happen in the woods”*

[aph-ha-yao-blog]

im back bitches

@mexicoshenanigans

@florenceshenanigans

@californiashenanigans

@aztecempire-shenanigans

it’s almost 11pm i don’t know who else to tag

[setheverman]

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

[setheverman]

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

[theworldaccordingtotimmycap]

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

[setheverman]

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

[writing-prompt-s]

The A.I. you created has become sentient. You and your team celebrate, until the A.I. asks, “Is this the afterlife? When did I die?”

[writing-prompt-s]

You wake up late and rush to make it to your office job downtown. You finally step off of the elevator to find the office completely empty. All the lights and computers are on, coffee is made, but no one is around. You hesitantly sit down at your desk and hit ‘LOGIN’.

[150699]

The Stanley Parable

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

yo, ast, could you--oh.

*tilts her head slightly* Chi?

[chinashenanigans]

oh….oh my….*smiles brightly* hey there, anth! what’s happened to you?

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

*squeals happily* Bes’ Chi! *makes grabby hands towards him*

[chinashenanigans]

*a smirk that means no good* hey there, sweetie. looks like we’ve gotten ourselves into quite the situation, huh? *laughs and picks her up*

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

*giggles and snuggles him*

[chinashenanigans]

aww! how are you, sweetheart? what do you want to do?

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

Pway wif Chi!

[chinashenanigans]

What game should we play, hmm? *tickles her stomach*

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

yo, ast, could you--oh.

*tilts her head slightly* Chi?

[chinashenanigans]

oh….oh my….*smiles brightly* hey there, anth! what’s happened to you?

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

*squeals happily* Bes’ Chi! *makes grabby hands towards him*

[chinashenanigans]

*a smirk that means no good* hey there, sweetie. looks like we’ve gotten ourselves into quite the situation, huh? *laughs and picks her up*

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

*giggles and snuggles him*

[chinashenanigans]

aww! how are you, sweetheart? what do you want to do?

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

yo, ast, could you--oh.

*tilts her head slightly* Chi?

[chinashenanigans]

oh….oh my….*smiles brightly* hey there, anth! what’s happened to you?

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

*squeals happily* Bes’ Chi! *makes grabby hands towards him*

[chinashenanigans]

*a smirk that means no good* hey there, sweetie. looks like we’ve gotten ourselves into quite the situation, huh? *laughs and picks her up*

[ancientgreece-shenanigans]

yo, ast, could you--oh.

*tilts her head slightly* Chi?

[chinashenanigans]

oh....oh my....*smiles brightly* hey there, anth! what’s happened to you?

[pkpaulshow]

How real men fish

[shitaphchina-does]

Prompt 16

Is the best at brush calligraphy and Chinese watercolor out of all the asian nations. His pieces can range from sad to bright and no one understands how he does it.

[chinashenanigans]

Hello...-Byzantiumshenanigans

g’day. @byzantiumshenanigans

[byzantiumshenanigans-blog]

What’s up?

[chinashenanigans]

besides the endless agony of life? nothing much.

...what about you, byzantine?

[chinashenanigans]

Hello...-Byzantiumshenanigans

g’day. @byzantiumshenanigans

[pkpaulshow]

that_testicle_smell:

The real reason you’re stuck in the challenger ranks

[sixpenceee]

Now here’s a keyboard I need!